Posted on 03/25/2005 1:51:23 PM PST by pissant
What cars will drive the girls crazy?
1. A Beemer convertible. This is the BMW 330ic. It says you're sporty and have a few bucks of disposable income.
2. Jeep Wrangler. Says you are rough, tough and outdoorsy. You don't shave very often, but you smell like pine trees.
3. Mustang convertible. All-American sporty kind of guy. But no laying rubber in front of the women. It doesn't impress them. Really. Note to girls: This is a good car for getting the guys' attention, too.
4. A Mercedes always smells of money. This is the CLK coupe. It doesn't say, "I'm married with kids" like the bigger sedans. It says something like, "I'm a young, unattached lawyer with lots of potential to move up (to bigger, more expensive cars)."
5. The Corvette. The best car for picking up those 30-something divorcees. But please, no cheap aftershave and jewelry because you'll send them away screaming (except for the really desperate ones).
6. Any Porsche will work. This is the Boxster. It means you're not quite as filthy rich as a 911 owner, but you are possibly younger.
7. Audi TT Roadster says you're stylin' first. To hell with function.
8. The Acura Integra if you're a college-age guy and looking for a young lady with tattoos and / or body-piercings.
9. Jags say "prestige" and "I have money to burn on unreliable, impractical trinkets." This is the Jaguar XKR
Warning! Do not try to pick up women with any of these vehicles! - Any minivan, a Miata (she'll think your gay), or the Azteca!
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Hey, but the gals will consider you a handyman for being able to keep it running!
2. Harley
There is no third place. Unfortunately, after you get married, they immediately want you to sell these vehicles and get something practical.
....I've had two different Jaguar's for the last 15 years, and never had a problem with either of them. Never felt safer in any other car, they hug the road.
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Very handsome cars.
I'll stick with Ellie Mae!
Sell the 'vette, keep the thunder.
What says "Hey baby!" like a cop in a Gremlin?
My wife digs my paid for Explorer.
I will swoon for a flying car from the Jetsons.
Not so crazy about the one travelling courtesy of Fred's two feet.
Some manly cars:
http://www.topeuro.co.uk/blagger/the_duel.html
Where's my Blazer?
Hey. That looks like our old truck. Last time I checked it was buried under 10 feet of rubble in Anaheim, somewhere.
I bit the dust, about 5 years before the Beverly Hillbillies, though.
Especially if they are tattooed and under 19.
my Jag made the list -=)
We run them occasionally in the Demolition Derbies in our area...www.crownnracing.com...
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