Posted on 03/25/2005 1:51:23 PM PST by pissant
What cars will drive the girls crazy?
1. A Beemer convertible. This is the BMW 330ic. It says you're sporty and have a few bucks of disposable income.
2. Jeep Wrangler. Says you are rough, tough and outdoorsy. You don't shave very often, but you smell like pine trees.
3. Mustang convertible. All-American sporty kind of guy. But no laying rubber in front of the women. It doesn't impress them. Really. Note to girls: This is a good car for getting the guys' attention, too.
4. A Mercedes always smells of money. This is the CLK coupe. It doesn't say, "I'm married with kids" like the bigger sedans. It says something like, "I'm a young, unattached lawyer with lots of potential to move up (to bigger, more expensive cars)."
5. The Corvette. The best car for picking up those 30-something divorcees. But please, no cheap aftershave and jewelry because you'll send them away screaming (except for the really desperate ones).
6. Any Porsche will work. This is the Boxster. It means you're not quite as filthy rich as a 911 owner, but you are possibly younger.
7. Audi TT Roadster says you're stylin' first. To hell with function.
8. The Acura Integra if you're a college-age guy and looking for a young lady with tattoos and / or body-piercings.
9. Jags say "prestige" and "I have money to burn on unreliable, impractical trinkets." This is the Jaguar XKR
Warning! Do not try to pick up women with any of these vehicles! - Any minivan, a Miata (she'll think your gay), or the Azteca!
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Probe?
I think you found a winner!
That makes a great counter statement!
funny!
I had one of them. It was a Mercury Bobcat though, and a station wagon, but same car, same color.
Now I have a Nissan Frontier 4-Door Crew Cab with a bad ass Tonneau Cover. It's a cool truck and everything I need in a vehicle for a long time to come. Except gas mileage but I have a motorcycle for that.
SO9
EVERYTHING ON THE LOT MUST GO!!!!!
CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP
Hot damn! I didn't know my Jeep Wrangler was a babe magnet!
When I met my wife I was driving a Volkswagen Dasher that vapor-locked on California freeways
ANd your point is??
I met my wife while I was working in the street trying to fix my 1990 Fiat sedan (so it was good for something)
My Ford F350 Crew Cab Dually Turbo Diesel works just as well. Down south here, it's what women prefers. It means you got some towing power. When I was in undergrad, I drove a 1968 Chevrolet Impala station wagon. That thing was a tank!
Chicks love my Saab 9-3. But it isn't the car, it's the man! ;-)
That's a liberals car, kinda like a volvo.
Just tell sis to stay off the darn cell phone when she's driving!
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