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To: TheBigB

I got this in my e-mail this morning. I wasn't going to post it, since a google search on it yields a million hits and I figured everybody but me must have already seen it. But since you asked for silliness, here it is:





Did You Know ....

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)

The male pray mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(OK, so that would be a good thing....................)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone.


34 posted on 03/25/2005 8:27:12 AM PST by Maceman (Too nuanced for a bumper sticker)
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To: Maceman
"The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue."

"(Hmmmmmm........)"

I knew that a long time ago. Gene Simmons said so.

73 posted on 03/25/2005 8:40:03 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Maceman

"If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb."

I move we all fart simultaneously, in the general direction of an unnamed Florida judge....


185 posted on 03/25/2005 10:18:45 AM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (ATTN. MARXIST RED MSM: I RESENT your "RED STATE" switcheroo using our ELECTORAL MAP as PROPAGANDA!)
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To: Maceman
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

Yeah, if the human were 10.25 inches high.

273 posted on 03/25/2005 11:30:46 AM PST by Junior (FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC)
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To: Maceman
A cat's urine glows under a black light.

That's actually useful - next time you get a smell of cat piss in your living room, turn off the light to find where the dirty begger did it!

335 posted on 03/25/2005 2:16:55 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (PIRA, CIRA, RIRA - separate leadership, common membership)
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To: Maceman

Nicola Tessla lives.


339 posted on 03/25/2005 2:22:15 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (Never let your life be determined by the prejudice of a Physician.)
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