*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD ***

3/18/05 | TheBigB

[TheBigB]

Howdy, gang! Wish I were a bit more up for today, but I'm trying to fight off a (Ah-CHOO!) cold. :^) Anyway. I'll leave it up to you all to post stuff, because I think I'm about to head home for the day. Have fun and enjoy! And thanks to Fierce_Allegiance for getting last week's thread running in my absence. I'll be back up to full strength next week. I promise. :^)

[Cowman]

So Ole goes to the doctor and says "You kno Doc I been havin some bedrrom trouble and Lena saw de TV ad wit dat dere Bob Dole talkin' bout dat Vigoro so I been takin a couple teaspons in water every night but dis Vigoro here don't seem to do any good.

the doctor replies. Well, you need Viagra not Vigoro. Viagra is a ED drug where Vigoro is a fertilizer."

"OH!" Ole says. "Viagra not Vigoro.... Dat would explain the berries."

[RhoTheta]

I thought I was dead once. Turned out I was just really bored.

Great new tag line!

(...but yours is good too.)

[peacebaby]

Smith: Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.
Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.
Smth: But I'm not allowed up on the couch!

[beachn4fun]

LOL. I'm reading your tagline and thinking.......WOW he's easy! We can probably have him wrapped around our finger in no time, hey Betsy?

[Cowman]

A guy runs into a psychiatrist's office:

Doc you gotta help me -- nobody pays any attention to me -- it's like I don't exist...

Doctor: NEXT!!

[peacebaby]

Smith: Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!

Doc: Do you drink a lot?

Smith: Not really - I spill most of it!

[Cowman]

Doctor you have got to help my husband -- he thinks he's a refrigerator.


Hmm... interesting, but it doesn't sound dangerous. Bring him in next week.

But you don't understand. He sleeps with his mouth open and the light keeps me awake

[SZonian]

LOL!

[506trooper]

"...and immediately thought of you! lol"

I hesitate to ask ( as he dons his "fools rush in suit") why you would associate me with that photo ;-]>

I've been called a "big 'ol teddy bear", though not by people who know me real well, but you've never seen me in my tux.

I look like the guy on the right

[llevrok]

LOL Smith: Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking! Doc: Do you drink a lot? Smith: Not really - I spill most of it!

True story. I used to work with a guy who did have the shakes. When he drank (and was a bit drunk), he took his neck tie, tied it to his wrist and slung the tie around his neck. When it was time for a sip, he'd pull on the other end of tie which raised the glass to his mouth. Steadily.

[evets]

click the pic.

[fredhead]

You know that if you open the solitare window on top of this one that the penguins will walk faster???

I'm really bored!!

[EHC Southern Pride]

LOL! Some kids are just good, hahaha

[EHC Southern Pride]

ROTFLMBO!!!!

[Diva Betsy Ross]

I hadn't seen that until you pointed it out Beachie! Well, I am honored. I don't think I have ever been a tagline before! Cool! Thanks BigB! That is so kind.

[Fierce Allegiance]

This kid will be jussst fine in marriage!

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? (1) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10

[506trooper]

Mebbe a troll or two will stop by and we can board them instead.

[BenLurkin]

KICK up your HEELS!

ITS FRIDAY!

[Dead Corpse]

We're having fun now...

[506trooper]