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The Best Quotes From South Park
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| John Hawkins
Posted on 03/17/2005 10:35:53 AM PST by Rise of South Park Republicans
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To: tallhappy
There's another name for South Park Republicans: liberals. What rock you be smokin'? This nanny-state hating, gun-toting, hippy mockin' South Park Republican wholeheartedly disagrees. Not all Republicans are good churchgoers like yourself.
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posted on
03/17/2005 11:04:23 AM PST
by
Clemenza
(Alcohol Tobacco & Firearms: The Other Holy Trinity)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
The only episode I ever saw was "Big Gay Bob's, Big gay Animal World" and I am still traumatized. I would recommend you go out and rent "South Park, the Movie" before it wears off.
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posted on
03/17/2005 11:07:26 AM PST
by
Yo-Yo
To: Publius
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posted on
03/17/2005 11:07:33 AM PST
by
Clemenza
(Alcohol Tobacco & Firearms: The Other Holy Trinity)
To: Rise of South Park Republicans
The fact that in the 9 seasons they have never once drove on any GOP activist or cause compared to their ripping of liberals.They have.
They did an episode (weird one too) about the catholic church and child molestation. They've hit on a wide variety of targets, but they do prefer hitting on liberals more.
In interviews (well recent ones regarding Team America) they like to take shots at both sides, and be fair doing so.
I have no problem with equal oppurtunity humor.
I'm glad they voted for Bush both times, I would really like to know though, is how they also vote up and down the ticket. I can't quote them on this website with what they said about voting for Bush, but on the upside, is was less bad then Kerry.
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posted on
03/17/2005 11:11:24 AM PST
by
Sonny M
("oderint dum metuant")
To: Rise of South Park Republicans
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posted on
03/17/2005 11:11:54 AM PST
by
SilentServiceCPOWife
("It's a good life...if you don't weaken." - - my grandmother)
To: Rise of South Park Republicans
Hey there Mr. Muslim, Merry F#$%@n' Christmas! . . .
In case you hadn't noticed, it's Jesus's birthday.
So get up off your heathen as# and f$*&#n' celebrate!
To: tallhappy
Hey I don't think I'm Republican. I know full well I'm not a Republican. I'm too conservative to be Republican. And South Park has to be one of the funniest shows on television right now
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posted on
03/17/2005 11:12:09 AM PST
by
billbears
(Deo Vindice)
To: Rise of South Park Republicans
Hi dee ho!
Kids, Mr. Liberal Douche Bag is here to explain why we have become bilingual, m'kay.
That's not true madam, the Canadian government has apologize on many occasions for Bryan Adams.
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posted on
03/17/2005 11:12:10 AM PST
by
sully777
(It's like my momma always said, "Two wrongs don't make a right but two Wrights make an airplane.")
To: Clemenza
Not all Republicans are good churchgoers like yourself.And even some of us Church going one like SP a lot, too. I just love to stick-up-the-butt judgemental types, don't you?
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posted on
03/17/2005 11:13:10 AM PST
by
cspackler
(There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.)
To: cspackler
Mostly bitter old men like O.C. (Old Cracker), who has since been banned. I told him once that all he has to do is switch the channel to reruns of He-Haw if he wants to watch Junior Samples and Minnie Pearl instead of Cartman, Marsh, Borislavky and McCormick.
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posted on
03/17/2005 11:16:03 AM PST
by
Clemenza
(Alcohol Tobacco & Firearms: The Other Holy Trinity)
To: billbears
"I'm too conservative to be Republican."
LOL! You're certainly more conservative than the current fiscal liberal in the White House!
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posted on
03/17/2005 11:18:01 AM PST
by
Blzbba
(Don't hate the player - hate the game!)
To: Rise of South Park Republicans
What would Brain Boitano do if he were her today?
Form the pilot: Jesus, your birthday is on Christmas? That sucks!
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posted on
03/17/2005 11:18:06 AM PST
by
pikachu
(BE alert -- we need more lerts!)
To: BJClinton
Satellite shoots out of Cartman's ass...
Stan: How do you feel?
Cartman: You know that feeling you get when you take a huge dump?.....awesome!
Later on, the satellite shoots back UP Cartman's ass...
Stan: Dude! Are you OK?!?
Cartman: You know that feeling you get when the huge dump you just took shoots back up your ass NO IM NOT OK!!!
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posted on
03/17/2005 11:18:31 AM PST
by
Zeppelin
(Keep on FReepin' on.....)
To: Clemenza
Yes, I've had "discussions" with OC in the past, what a stick he was. He probably got a little "over stimulated" watching HeeHaw reruns, if you know what I mean...
(That Buck Owens was quite a looker...)
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posted on
03/17/2005 11:18:50 AM PST
by
cspackler
(There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.)
To: Rise of South Park Republicans
Not a quote, but they had a reporter that was covering SP being destroyed by Mecha-Streisand, and his name was 'Creamy Goodness'!! LOL!!!!
To: Petronski
Not Kyle, Stan (5 assed monkey groan).
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posted on
03/17/2005 11:22:25 AM PST
by
Gumption
To: Rise of South Park Republicans
The Old Cracker / Dead Battery Society...O.C. Old Cracker, that is.
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posted on
03/17/2005 11:24:47 AM PST
by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :^)
To: retrokitten
and when Cartman gets the glasses and the boys ask him why they're stapled to his face.....
"I'll tell you why! One...my doctor's a goddamned asshole...and that's about it!"
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posted on
03/17/2005 11:26:23 AM PST
by
Zeppelin
(Keep on FReepin' on.....)
To: republicofdavis
I love that "song" episode and the one you quote is my favorite.
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posted on
03/17/2005 11:27:32 AM PST
by
hattend
(Liberals! Beware the Perfect Rovian Storm [All Hail the Evil War Monkey King, Chimpus Khan!])
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