Posted on 03/17/2005 10:35:53 AM PST by Rise of South Park Republicans
And as you have stated they twice voted for Bush
I don't exactly see a problem with that
"Puh-chom. Puh-chuey-chuey-chom!" -- Kevin's freakishly-malformed clone.
Or another instance of Cartman talking in his sleep while having a nightmare: "Hippies....Hiiiiiipies....Hippies everywhere....they say they wanna save the Earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad."
"Liberal Hippie Douche"- Mr. Garrison
Kyle: Weak dude, she only likes other lesbians.
Stan: Hey man, if she only likes other lesbians, then all we gotta do is become lesbians too.
Kyle: Hey, yeh.
Cartman: You guys, you know what? My grandma was Dutch-Irish, and my grandpa was lesbian, that makes me quarter-lesbian.
Stan: You're just saying that Cartman.
Kyle: Yeah, you're not a lesbian fatass.
Cartman: I am too.
Bump for later...
Most South Park Republicans are for low taxes and small government. Not big, wet, sloppy, social engineering happy government that some conservatives seem to get stiff over.
There's a name for those who call South Park Republicans liberal
The Old Cracker / Dead Battery Society a.k.a the Jerry Falwell right
I think they have to go along and say "we don't like Republicans too" in order to get any play in Hollywood.
Not Kevin, Kyle. Sheesh.
"Oh yeah, take a look at this ma'am. See that? Hippies... These are what we call the giggling stoners, pretty common form of hippies, usually found in attics. Problem is, if you see one hippy, theres probably a whole lot more you don't see. Where's the back yard?"
"Yeah, that's what I thought. You see that? You got a drum-circle in your backyard."
more comments from the 15 March 2005 episode "DIE HIPPIE DIE!"
In Micheal Buffer voice:
"And in this corner - Wearing the white trunks, with white trim
Weighing in at 98 lbs......
Ellllllll Savvvviorrrrrrrr - Jesus Chrrissstoooooooo"
And in the red corner - Wearing the red trunks, with black trim.
Weighing in at 457 lbs.......
Elllllll Diablo - The Devil Saaaaaattttttaaaaannnnnn."
"That's right mortal scum. I bet on Jesus and threw the fight" --- Satan
"That's evil" - man in crowd
Wouldn't consider myself a SPR....but I am a strong conservative and happen to enjoy SP very much (as well as the Daily Show.) I am in no way shape or form a liberal. I am 31 and just recently got married to an unsure Democrat who I am slowly but surely bringing over to "our side" with each day that passes. That and the fact that I am asking her to actually take notice of the politics going and and what is actually being done by W. She is a seriously mis-guided conservative who was raised liberal and doesn't know any better. I am trying to change that....keep me in your prayers and thoughts! lol Sorry...got a bit of subject there. "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
Sorry we didn't stay obediently in the box you'd like us to fit in.
Boxes p*ss me off! ;~D
A bit off topic, but the best Homer J Simpson quote,
after Sideshow Bob threatened to make TV illegal:
"Go back to Massachusetts, pinko!!"
Listen to it here:
http://members.tripod.com/~JB5252/simpsons/pinko.wav
Cartman: "Yeah and I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley. Yeah and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it, he just made me close my eyes and suck it out of a hose."
SCREW YOU GUYS, I'M GOIN' HOME!!!
Just an aside:
I have many faults but being a close-minded, bible-beating, fundamentalist is not among them.
or as Moe the bartender would say :"I was born a snake-handler, I'll die a snake-handler" (btw he was covered with bites when he said this.)
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