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The Best Quotes From South Park
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| John Hawkins
Posted on 03/17/2005 10:35:53 AM PST by Rise of South Park Republicans
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To: EveningStar
"Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine!" - Kyle Broflovski.
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posted on
03/17/2005 2:25:09 PM PST
by
Feiny
(Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job or Kenny's dad would be a millionare!)
To: Chad Fairbanks
To: feinswinesuksass
NAMBLA Leader: ...Our forefathers came to this country because
they believed in an idea. An idea called "freedom." They wanted to live in a place where a group couldn't be prosecuted for their beliefs. Where a person can live the way he chooses to live. [Stan, Kyle, and Cartman look at each other] You see us as being perverted because we're different from you. People are afraid of us, because they don't understand. And sometimes it's easier to persecute than to understand. [Stan and Kyle look at each other, then at the NAMBLA leader]
Kyle: Dude. You have sex with children.
NAMBLA Leader: We are human. Most of us didn't even choose to be attracted to young boys. We were born that way. We can't help the way we are, and if you all can't understand that, well, then, I guess you'll just have to put us away. [shots of the agents, then the Brando look-alikes, then Stan and Kyle, who look at each other, then at the NAMBLA leader]
Kyle: [slowly, for emphasis] Dude. You have sex with children.
Stan: Yeah. You know, we believe in equality for everybody, and tolerance, and all that gay stuff, but dude, f*** you.
Kyle: Seriously.
To: Calvin Locke
Wasn't the mormon one one of the two added episodes to the movie SP:BL&U?
164
posted on
03/17/2005 4:42:44 PM PST
by
MacDorcha
("You can't reverse engineer something that was not engineered to begin with")
To: ABG(anybody but Gore)
A lot of the South Park Republicans on here think O.C. was actually Parker or Stone lurking... I don't buy it. This was on an unrelated thread, and the guy didn't have any imagination at all. I'd expect more from those guys.
165
posted on
03/17/2005 6:07:31 PM PST
by
Egon
(Mercifully unscathed by the ravages of intelligence.)
To: acad1228; All
My girlfriendand I. I never would have figured out how to post it. Shes the smart one. :) lucky me!
166
posted on
03/17/2005 6:13:41 PM PST
by
MacDorcha
("You can't reverse engineer something that was not engineered to begin with")
To: Rise of South Park Republicans
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Democrats piss me off
167
posted on
03/17/2005 6:14:55 PM PST
by
Sam Cree
(Democrats are herd animals)
To: MacDorcha
I just noticed the editing error in the couch. I was in charge of that, so further proof of her superiority. (yes, as a matter of fact she is looking over my shoulder... and?)
168
posted on
03/17/2005 6:30:24 PM PST
by
MacDorcha
("You can't reverse engineer something that was not engineered to begin with")
To: Bacon Man
>>
See "Scott Tenorman Must Die". You'll need therapy. :)
<<
Tell me about it. My therapy is going well, though. I can grip and squeeze a little rubber ball now.
Baby steps back to normalcy.
To: Rise of South Park Republicans
"When one little panda puts his furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sad panda."
170
posted on
03/17/2005 7:44:33 PM PST
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
(I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
To: All
I don't mean to be so bothersome, but does anyone happen to have the lyrics to the "Blame Canada" song? That would be very much appreciated :)
171
posted on
03/17/2005 8:22:19 PM PST
by
Skylus
(The one and only freeper who openly admits she cannot word things correctly as she wishes...)
To: feinswinesuksass
haha yes! another of my favorites! along with mr. garrison's explanation that the kids' mothers were "probably all just on their periods."
172
posted on
03/17/2005 8:41:37 PM PST
by
Zeppelin
(Keep on FReepin' on.....)
To: feinswinesuksass
ok, im going to stray from SP and go to Family Guy for a second.
Peter Griffin: "That's no good, Brian. Gays are a very clean people, and they always have been since they moved here from France."
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posted on
03/17/2005 8:43:26 PM PST
by
Zeppelin
(Keep on FReepin' on.....)
To: Rise of South Park Republicans
"I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
To: Sonny M
What's Republican about child molestation?
It's not an attack on the GOP when a religious institution allows itself to be morally corrupted.
175
posted on
03/17/2005 11:29:55 PM PST
by
rwilson99
(R) South Park)
To: Rise of South Park Republicans
"Hippies...they say they want to save the world but all they do is sit around and smoke dope and smell bad."
176
posted on
03/18/2005 4:53:15 AM PST
by
Abundy
To: ABG(anybody but Gore)
A lot of the South Park Republicans on here think O.C. was actually Parker or Stone lurking, but I think it was Mr. Garrison...
Perhaps it was Mr. Hat. Or even Mr. Slave.
BTW, being called a liberal is nothing. I've been called a terrorist lover...heheheh
-Eric
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posted on
03/18/2005 6:21:22 AM PST
by
E Rocc
To: southparkNationalist
You mean, "Thank you, Aging Hippie Liberal Douche!".
178
posted on
03/18/2005 6:25:39 AM PST
by
T.Smith
To: cspackler
I just love to stick-up-the-butt judgemental types, don't you? You see then in all churches, including the Church of Liberalism and self-admiration (the Democrat Party)
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posted on
03/18/2005 6:36:53 AM PST
by
Loud Mime
(Liberals want good things to happen - - - to the right people)
To: Loud Mime
You see then in all churches...Yes, you see them in churches... and also in grocery stores, parking lots and movie theaters. But, most people in my church are far from judgemental.
That's not our job, anyway. And, in reality, who am I to judge rather or not someone is being judgemental?
Auuugghhh, my head hurts!!!
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posted on
03/18/2005 6:46:21 AM PST
by
cspackler
(There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.)
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