-Eric
Posted on 03/16/2005 5:12:13 AM PST by E Rocc
Episode 902: Die, Hippie, Die
Original air Date: 2005-03-16 Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.
Yes, yes you did.
Only death metal can save the day now.
I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe.
I can't believe they did that! LOL!
I don't know how they can think of that stuff! ROFL!
Yea, NASA wanted me out of grade school. They liked my report on rocket propulsion. But my folks wouldn't let me go, darn it.
Saw your correction, BTW.
Darn, I missed it and this thread just fizzles out. I'll try to catch it Sunday. Please put me on your ping list, and follow up with a page or phone call, too.
"Ma'am, I need to clear out your giggling stoners and your drum-circle hippies right now, or soon they're going to attract something much worse"
"What's that?"
"The college know-it-all hippies"
"3 new drum-circles sprouted up here, here, and here. They're all growing in diameter, at a rate of 2 hippies per hour. What this means is that the hippies are conglomerating. They're bonding, if you will. I think they're setting up for a... hippie music festival."
"Not you guys! What happened? Were you bit? Did you eat their brownies? DID YOU EAT THEIR BROWNIES?!!!"
I can't wait to download this one from Ares.
That was hilarious. Thank heavens these always show up on Ares so I can download them after they air. We don't get comedy central.
Hippie 1: "Wow, this band is so crunchy. Dude I need more weed."
Stan: "So, it seems like we have enough people now. When do we start taking down the corporations?"
Hippie 2: "Yeah, man, the corporations. Right now they're raping the world for money."
Kyle: "Yes, so, where are they? Let's go get 'em."
Hippie 3: "Right now we're proving we don't need corporations. We don't need money. There's going to be a commune where people help each other."
Hippie 2: "Yeah, we'll have one guy who like, who like, makes bread and one guy who, like, looks out for other people's safety."
Stan: "You mean like a baker and a cop?
Hippie 3: No, no, can't you imagine a place where poeple live together and, like, provide services for each other in exchange for their services."
Kyle: "Yeah, it's called a town."
Hippie 1: "You kids just haven't been to college yet. Just you wait. This thing is about to get huge."
-Eric
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-Eric
Great album. The only Slayer album I can tolerate. BLASTING Angel of Death on MusicMatch as we speak.
Another classic episode
notice the Che Guevara t-shirt Kyle was wearing
total rip on those dirty, smelly ***damn hippies
The next time I see hippies im going to blast Metallica's don't tread on me.
Dawn of the hippies
When there's no more room in san fransisco the hippies will roam the earth.
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