Posted on 03/15/2005 3:07:01 PM PST by pissant
Bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results (female):
Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to Earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the butt. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink.
Drink: Wine - (does not include white zinfandel, see below) Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated. Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years . . . Alzheimer's and term limits be damned.
Drink: White Zin Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue. Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...
Drink: Shots Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk...and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait.
Then there is the male addendum .... The deal with guys is, as always, = very simple and clear cut.
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get some.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get some.
Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get some.
Whiskey: He doesn't give two rats about anything but getting some.
Tequila: Piss off, all you wankers, I'm gonna go shag something.
White Zin: He's gay.
(Excerpt) Read more at funtown.com ...
If you can find a bar in NY where you can smoke, let me know!!!!
I saw this unsightly fellow driving a Ferrari the other day.
He got out and geekily walked into the restaurant, severe comb over and all.
And I thought to myself.... there isn't enough $$$ in the world...
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I drink shots (Stoli) but I would never hang with fratboys. I like my men with some intelligence!
Unfortunately, after too many Guinnesses (or Guinni) it's tough to tell the chicks from the dudes...
I really miss Leisure Suit Larry!
That was such a fun game on the PC - back before Al Gore invented the internet!
Thanks for the memories!
Just go easy on the stoli, otherwise the frat boys might start looking yummy to ya. ;o)
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Darn, I get the whole bottle?
Nevermind, I'll buy you a drink!
You deserve it...this day has been a pretty boring news day. I've been waiting for a pissant post to perk me up.
Try saying that 10 time after a whole bottle of Beefeater. .
...pissant post to perk me up...pissant post to perk me up
I find your threads very interesting.
Unlike the young lady in the picture, I am well above the legal drinking age. ;-)
I drink Tequila AND White Zin.
So piss off you wankers or I'll shag you!
Well, I can't be responsible for my actions after a whole bottle of Beefeaters!! (Might have to join Billy Joel in rehab)
Interesting as in "interesting" or as in "who the hell is this nut!"
Yeah, I'm forwarding you my address for you to send me that Oban...
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Some of us females, especially if we're Geminis, sip from many vats, depending on our mood:
1. Real ale (all the time)
2. Margaritas (summer)
3. Manhattans; excellent Port (winter)
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