[colorcountry]

Darn, I get the whole bottle?

You deserve it...this day has been a pretty boring news day. I've been waiting for a pissant post to perk me up.

Try saying that 10 time after a whole bottle of Beefeater. .

...pissant post to perk me up...pissant post to perk me up

[BubbaTex]

I drink Tequila AND White Zin.

So piss off you wankers or I'll shag you!

[pissant]

Well, I can't be responsible for my actions after a whole bottle of Beefeaters!! (Might have to join Billy Joel in rehab)