LOL! How about Monique?
Here are the upcoming holidays:
March 15
Ides Of March
Buzzard Day
March 16
Everything You Do Is Right Day
St. Urho's Day
Curlew Day
March 17
St. Patrick's Day
St. Patrick's Day Parade (New York)
Submarine Day
Mornin', everybody ! Happy Tuesday!![]()
I submit Snap. If I ever get another kitty, I'm gonna name it Snap. That way, if it does something wrong, I can say, "Aw, SNAP!". :)
I submit Felicity Feline.
Thank you.
How about 'Bad Penny'? : )
Cats!
Cats are such strange and curious things.
They jump about as if they've wings.
Gravity? What gravity?
A cat is a fluffy, meowing spring.
The world has such important things
Like yarn and thread and pieces of string,
Psychotic? What psychotic?
The invisible mice are scurrying!
Up in the air, the milk-tabs fling
Into the wall will kitty careen,
Accident? What accident?
It meant to do that, don't you know anything?
Catnip and fish, and wonderful things
Like beef and turkey, and fresh moth wings.
Hairball? What hairball?
Such is the price for being pristine!
Constantly, constantly, always unseen,
It's sharpening claws, a slicing machine.
Furniture? What furniture?
It's only doing what's in its genes.
Stealing the chair, like it owns the fool thing
Proudly posing so it can be seen.
Spoiled? What spoiled?
It's good to be king!
By Sarah P. (aka 4mycountry)
I think she's cute though. I'd like to suggest the name: *Cootie Cutie*.
Have a grand day! : )