how did we end up here

ron32265

[ron32265]

how did we end up here? are we so involved with the day to day grind,the rush for free time to enjoy friends and family that we have ignored our duty as employers of the largest company in the world to hold accountable the employees that work for us the people just like a parent whose child has grown and become more indipendent we give more responsiblity and less oversight on the assumption that being more responsible they would never bend or ignore the rules we have set forth yet here we are complaining of taxes,rules and laws that we do not like well perhaps we should stop complaining and start acting learn the laws read the legislation keep track of your employees write to them tell them of your issues do anything that might make a difference or just sit back and enjoy the ride but dont complain when it stalls in the middle of the track holding you up and causing you grief

[Zacs Mom]

Since Conspiracy Guy seems to be MIA ...



I'll see if I can help with those spots that are troublin' y'all!!

[Not A Snowbird]

LOL! Good one.

[TheBrotherhood]

"You get a "D" for lack of punctuation."

Only a "D"? I'd say a double negative "F" is more like it.

[Conspiracy Guy]

icamebybus

[Conspiracy Guy]

Laura Earl worked me like a mule this weekend. Had 0 time to freep

[grellis]

Is this better?

[OSHA]

Not as good as this.....

[OSHA]

Laura Earl worked me like a mule this weekend. Had 0 time to freep

Any truth to this Laura Earl?

[Conspiracy Guy]

It is the truth.

[OSHA]

I prefer to hear her version before I take the word of a known thread hijacker and neighbor tormentor.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Okie dokie.

[Darksheare]

*D-sheare runs in with a BACON BOMB strapped to his waist, laughs gleefully, and detonates self in bacony goodness next to ron*

We only hijack troll threads though!

*Threateningly opulls out a squeaky duck and torments ron with it*

"Gimme yer thread! I'm takin' this thread over! Drive faster, or it'll detonate!"

*Rams thread into brick wall at 55mph*

[tatsmom]

bIG HEARTY LAUGH COMIN' AT YOU!!!

[tatsmom]

fused sentence

A sentence in which two or more independent clauses are not properly joined by a semicolon or conjunction. Also called run-on sentence.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Hijacking threads is a mixture of art and science.

[Darksheare]

And some dance.
Since we don't dance, that's why we have the ladies around.
(They're more graceful than we plodding clods anayway!)

[Conspiracy Guy]

I like to watch the dancing too!

[Laura Earl]

100% true!

[Darksheare]

Yes.
If we tried it, we'd soon have the thread in mangled shreads quivering in fear as it falls apart due to our clumsy ploddings.
Jackhammers would have more grace I suppose.

Better we let the ladies do the dancing.
(Though for pure seat of your pants thrills of watching stone golems march tanklike through the thread walls.. there's us.)

[OSHA]

SUPER PORK BACON BOMB
A recipe by Arthur Levesque, bs@boog.orgy

Take a big pork roast (one of those thingies that's actually two
pieces tied together with string). Cut the strings to separate the
pieces, and cook for about half an hour at 300F.
While that's cooking, brown some sausage meat and ham (cut into
little squares) in a pan; some onions and seasoning may also be added if
desired. Once the sausage is fully cooked, added some grated cheese
(cheddar or swiss works well) and stir until the cheese is melted.
Remove pork from oven. Put one of the pork pieces on top of the
other, with a layer of ham/sausage/cheese stuffing in the middle. Put
back in the oven for another half hour.[1]
Remove from oven. Flip the whole thing over (carefully, so pig
parts don't go flying all over) and wrap with bacon.[2] Take some
toothpicks, each with a slice of pepperoni impaled on it, and use those
(a row on each side of the roast) to hold the bacon in place.
Bake in the oven for another half hour. Cut in half[3] to make sure
the roast is fully cooked (if you see pink, cook it some more). When
finished, cut into slices[4] and serve.

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Bacon Bomb print version for two serves:

2 x large field mushrooms
2 x tomatoes
2 x eggs
6 x full slices bacon



Lay three slices of bacon in a star shape. Take the stalk out of a mushroom and put it in the middle of the star-shaped bacon.

Break an egg into the curve of the mushroom, then lay slices of tomato on top of the egg; add a pinch of salt and shake of pepper and a dob of butter.

Fold the outside "star" flaps of bacon over into the middle to make the bomb.

Bake in a pre-heated oven for 15 minutes at 200°, or until ready.