The stupidest question!!

[LoudAmericanCowboy]

This is so silly what I'm gonna ask, but everytime I look at FR, I see ppl's posts with small personal sayings or quotes at the bottom. How do i do that!

[Phsstpok]

There are no stupid questions.

OK, that's not true.

I used to get questions from users asking "which one is the 'any key,'" as in "press any key to continue."

I'm serious.

That was a stupid question.

This one isn't that stupid.

[Servant of the 9]

So9

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[Txsleuth]

Welcome to Free Republic!!!

I have been here since Sept. 2004, and I still don't know how to do everything on this website...

But, I know that all you have to do is ask, and everyone here is really helpful.

[FreeKeys]

Now you have to come up with something really profound.

Or really, REALLY silly. Your choice.

[Skylus]

How IS it possible to sign up tomorrow to post something today? Is that some sort of gifted newbie magic? 'Cause I've noticed that with a lot of newbies time after time... :)

[BykrBayb]

I hope this isn't a stupid question, but do you know where I can get a new eject button for the cup holder on my PC?

[Radix]

Aim small, miss small.

Patience grasshopper!

[Delta 21]

[perfect stranger]

Very true. Personally, I lurked for a decent enough period of time where I had learned not to ask such questions simply because if I couldn't figure the reason for myself I'm hardly a good useful member of FR.

Please someone lead this poor fella to the FR posting guidelines and lingo page.

[NCC-1701]

"...There are no dumb questions,..."

I beg to differ with you. The DUMBEST question I have EVER heard was from a local reporter the night Elvis Presley died. The reporter was interviewing the paramedic that was working on Elvis on the trip to the hospital. The report asked "Did you want him to live"?
The paramedic looked at the reporter with the most I-don't-believe-he-actualy-asked-me-that look on his face. After that, I've been hard pressed to come up with one that would top that.

[Larry Lucido]

What did ya go and tell him for?? That information doesn't get divulged for at least 3 months after joining! Right after the secret handshake, and the code to Paris Hilton's cell phone.

[Enterprise]

You must be new here. Call me? Please?

[Hank Rearden]

He paid me.

[Cobra64]

Are you logged in?

Nice to see that you have an acceptance factor./sarcasm

Suggest you cut the sarcasm. (shaking head and rolling eyes).

[Phsstpok]

I knew that post would ping a memory for those who lived through the bad old days. ;^>

[Skylus]

I forgot to add:

~*!Welcome LoudAmericanCowboy, to Free Republic!*~

[Gumption]

How IS it possible to sign up tomorrow to post something today?

Well ... It's just a jump to the left
and then a step to the right. You put
your hands on your hips ... but I can't say any more than that.

[Larry Lucido]

I see. The guy is smarter then we thought.