Posted on 03/11/2005 6:46:21 AM PST by pissant
A German who persuaded doctors to give him a second penis has lost his wife after he showed her the result.
Biker Michael Gruber, 40, lost his original penis in a motorbike accident and doctors built him a second one using a mixture of skin, bone and other tissues from his own body.
The penis worked so well that he was even able to father a child with his wife Bianca, 25, and their son Etienne was born last year.
But Gruber was still not happy and asked doctors to repeat the operation and build him a better organ, to which they agreed.
However, before removing the first penis doctors said they needed to make sure the new tissue transplant was a success, and had to leave the first penis in place.
Dr Markus Kuentscher, a plastic surgeon at Berlin's Accident Hospital, said: "We left the old one attached until the new one is properly supplied with blood."
But when Gruber showed his wife his double penis, she went home, packed her bags and left.
From his hospital bed he said: "I've got two penises but no wife, but I am hoping when I get rid of one of the penises I will get her back."
His testicles are intact and will be connected to what is actually his third penis when doctors are happy the operation was a success.
His story was this week featured on a German TV documentary called The Last Penis Operation.
Definitely. I laughed so hard, I even dropped my Tinker Toy.
Actually, I think having a spare around the house might be nice........... I like to be prepared for emergencies
I'm really trying hard, but every response I come up with would get this thread pulled..............
LOL
You are a practical woman!
Heh heh heh. You said "hard."
;^)
I know........ ;^)
Now that I've actually read the article........ lol....... dang, what kind of accident destroys your genitals? And this Bianca ought to rethink her hubby having that second one removed - he's 15 years older than her - odds are one of those things will quit working one day..........
She says that a lot.
Must be a hard and fast rule, rigidly observed.
Somewhere, a Texas girl is lighting a cigarette after that post.
Two stewardesses were lying across the bed talking - one said, "do you smoke after sex?" The other said, "I don't know, I never looked"
I'm married to a Marine - we do everything the hard way..........;^)
A businessman and a prostitute sit for hours on end near each other at a bar, drinking. Finally the whore says "What's up with you, honey? What's wrong?"
He says, "Business trouble. If the furniture business doesn't pick up soon, I'm gonna lose my ass."
She says, "Oh shoot, honey, that ain't nothing. If the ass business don't pick up soon, I'm gonna lose my furniture!"
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female.......Any part under a car's hood.
Male...........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male..........Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female.......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male...........Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...........Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.......A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...........Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.......An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...........A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female.......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male...........Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male...........A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
------what kind of accident destroys your genitals?-----
Buddy of mine darn near had his crushed when his Moto Guzzi ran into the side of a truck. In those day the bike's gas tank was steel. Mr Johnson and the twins left a dent in it the size of your fist. Made me wince just to look at it......the dented tank I mean.
Another bike riding friend ran into a car that pulled out in front of him. As he was sailing over the hood, yep you guessed it, the jewels got hung on the antenna. He kept them, but it was a very painful thing to see.
Manbasher!
Yikes............ thanks for the explanation, I think......
Hahaha.......I just noticed the 'writer' of this piece was "Staff"............. too funny
Hey now, I don't write them, I just post 'em
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