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To: Petronski

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female.......Any part under a car's hood.
Male...........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female......Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male..........Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female.......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male...........Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...........Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.......A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...........Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.......An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...........A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female.......The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male...........Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male...........A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.


115 posted on 03/15/2005 7:31:39 PM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

Manbasher!


117 posted on 03/15/2005 7:34:10 PM PST by Petronski (If 'Judge' Greer can kill Terri, who will be next?)
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

ROFL!!


135 posted on 03/15/2005 9:32:19 PM PST by Ernest_at_the_Beach (This tagline no longer operative....floated away in the flood of 2005 ,)
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