I'm married to a Marine - we do everything the hard way..........;^)
A businessman and a prostitute sit for hours on end near each other at a bar, drinking. Finally the whore says "What's up with you, honey? What's wrong?"
He says, "Business trouble. If the furniture business doesn't pick up soon, I'm gonna lose my ass."
She says, "Oh shoot, honey, that ain't nothing. If the ass business don't pick up soon, I'm gonna lose my furniture!"