The Cities With The Most Beautiful Women

Traveler's Digest ^ | staff

[pissant]

10. Hong Kong, China Ahh yes of course Hong Kong, land of the beautiful Asian women who all speak English, & plus they're rich, so of course it would make the list. Reknowned as faster than New York, & more glamorous than Paris, Hong Kong is where some of the finest models and actresses come together to unwind after strenuous schedules. And for those of you who say you don't like Oriental women, well you've never seen one properly.

9. Tel Aviv, Israel Israel has some of the best looking women in the world, something about those green eyes that are just particularly attractive. But beware as in Israel women over the age of 18 are required to have been in the military, this of course means that if you sleep with an Israeli girl's best friend, she may very well kick your ass, while equipped with an Uzi. Sure it's a longshot, but it could happen.

8. Montreal, Canada Ahh the flavour of France but with the convenient location of Canada, Montreal is truly one of the world's best cities. So many colleges & universities, so many women, & with fashion sense, a very good quality may I add. The best part of course being that the women all speak French, the language of love. So my friends, take a trip to Montreal, and find a beautiful leather trench coat wearing beauty that will serenade you in French all night long.

7. Caracas, Venezuela Caracas the capital of Venezuela, Venezuela the country with more Miss Universe Pageant titles than any other nation, so you know it's capital is going to be raging full of beautiful women. Women so beautiful that they make Brazilian women look like trashier counterparts. I speak honestly when I tell you that I know what type of undergarments runner up to Miss Venezuela wears (let us just say little flowers), what I cannot begin to tell you however is the amount of fun you will have if you take a trip to Venezuela, say hello to Hugo Chavez for me.

6. Moscow , Russia Mother Russia is home to some of the world's finest women, the Moscow subway alone has more beauties than all of the United States alone, I only wish I were exaggerating, I live in the US :( . It's not only the regularity of tall, blonde hair, blue eyed women that make it so great, it's also the amazing level of friendliness that you will find. Unlike some (most) Latin countries where the women are more concerned with a man's bank account status, than with his looks or charm, the opposite can be said about Russia, here it's looks that get you bye not wealth, now this may be a disappointment for you, but for me it worked out just fine.

5. Prague, Czech Republic How much can be said about Eastern European chicks, well I think you will find upon arrival that so much can be said you would be better of putting it all in a song, as I myself once did. The women of Prague are on a level unlike most any other kind you may have ever seen. As a short trip to a riverside nightclub will surely reveal to you, that you are in fact not in Kansas anymore, you're in Prague, the land of Blonde short skirt wearing vixens dancing on tabletops, smiling at you, yes that's right you, well really I mean me, but maybe you too.

4. Varna, Bulgaria Many of you may not have heard of Bulgaria, some of you may not know where to find it on a map, but you have all been there, in your dreams at night when you sleep. A land of cheap vodka, no drug laws, mecahnical bulls on the beach, & waterslides. A land of cafes with inflatable furniture, the land of g-strings, & see through pants, the land of topless sunbathing. But more importantly than all others the land of the world's most beautiful, charming, & stunning women, oh how I love them so.

3. Buenos Aires, Argentina Buenos Aires should be designated the capital of the Western Hemisphere, not only for it's wealth of beautiful women on a scale unlike any other Latin Country, even the extraordinary Venezuela, but for being the best city this side of Paris. Buenos Aires is amazing, where else can you sing Madonna hyms by the burial site of Evita, answer nowhere. More inportantly where else can I get invited to model scout competitions, invited to Fashion TV parties, & kiss a 6"4 supermodel, well not too many other places let me tell you.

2. Copenhagen, Denmark Copenhagen has surely got some of the world's most beautiful women, & also some of the friendliest, maybe even a little bit more sex orientated than their Swedish counterparts. For instance, I had just arrived at the Copenhagen train station, it was late, I was tired, I must've been looking good, for I noticed a hot Danish girl looking my way, so I looked hers, then I smiled, then she pointed me out to her friend, & next thing you know I had an entire highschool classroom full of girls yelling at me, things, yelling things, good things. This alone is why I say Copenhagen is the best, it's like Amsterdam but cool, plus with way finer women.

1. Stockholm, Sweden Stockholm is a city filled with the best looking women in the world, women so good looking that when you walk in to a 7-11 you will swear that you have just walked into a reality tv set, What Happens When Supermodels Work at A Convenience Store? Yes I know it's a long name, but hey it's true. Better yet the women are super friendly, & extremely educated, they speak English with English accents, they start making you wonder whether England in fact had good looking women but they're all on working vacations in Sweden, turns out they're not as England doesn't have but in fact they're all just really well studied Swedish girls

[Clemenza]

My wife is a Chatsworth Chick.

Isn't Chatsworth the Adult Film capital of America?

[boris]

In the US it has to be (sob) San Francisco. Ignore the poofters; it has AMAZING asian girls...