Posted on 03/04/2005 9:02:18 AM PST by TheBigB
Woo Hoo! TGIF! Time for some FRIDAAAAAAY SILLINESS!! :^) Let loose and blow off some steam...post silly pics, jokes, nonsensical statements, or even IGNORE THIS THREAD!
"Silliness, sweeeet!"
An actual book about pet care. I swear!
It's not Christmas, but still...
Fierce Allegiance says he never listened to that Debbie Gibson tape in his truck. I don't believe him. :^)
Lord knows it's tough.
Shalom.
I am glad I did too.
OFST Rocks!
Roadkill Cafe
(John Flynn)
Don't touch that brake, don't turn that wheel,
The life you save could be our next meal.
Four-legged critters make tasty dinners,
Went something splatters, we'll make a platter.
CHO:
At the Road Kill Cafe,
We'll do it up your way.
We'll cook it fresh right from your grill to ours,
Just scrape it off the tire and we'll toss it on the fire.
Come chew the fat at the Road Kill Cafe.
A gentle swerve makes a squirrel h'ors dourves,
You just can't beat a - fresh racoon pita.
That mangled Chevy parked by the door,
Meant Bambi Parmesean for thirty-four.
We love it when you run down our menu,
Come chew the fat at the Road Kill Cafe.
RH APR99
I'm not sure, but I think there is where they live. Reports are unconfirmed.
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no MORE, say no MORE.
Shalom.
As the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor, "Make me one with everything."
What're ya trying to do, blind me???
:-)
Tell me about it. It's the only thing that keeps me occupied at work on Friday until beerthirty.
More is less.
Eight Words with two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with
the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male..... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this
one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male
bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can
achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5
minutes.
He said .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Well, my moral character is super-secret and I live ultra-exclusively on a diet of high fiber. Is that close enough?
Or you can ask to be added. :^)
That works too. Please add me.
Thanks! I'm stil smiling over that one. How about this one?
Today my baby girl's 18th birthday. I be so glad that this be my last child support payment! Month after month, year after year, all those damn payments! So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she get there, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo momma house and tell her this be the last check she ever be gettin' from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama's face."
So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I be anxious to hear what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face.
Baby girl walk through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"
She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" .... and watch the 'spression on yo face.
Metamathematics: (follow me here)
Time = money
Knowledge = power
power = work / time (/ means divided by in computer programs)
Substituting:
knowledge = work / time
knowledge = work / money
Rewriting:
money = work / knowledge
Therefore, the less you know the more money you make.
This explains management.
Shalom.
Hmm. How'd I get on it?
;-)
Oh, yeah, I do buy the oatmeal that's enriched with high moral fiber.
Would that make it the thilly thread, bruthie?
(Forgive me I have sinned (grovel grovel grovel)
Uh huh!
Nah Huh!
No way. :)
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