Roadkill Cafe
(John Flynn)
Don't touch that brake, don't turn that wheel,
The life you save could be our next meal.
Four-legged critters make tasty dinners,
Went something splatters, we'll make a platter.
CHO:
At the Road Kill Cafe,
We'll do it up your way.
We'll cook it fresh right from your grill to ours,
Just scrape it off the tire and we'll toss it on the fire.
Come chew the fat at the Road Kill Cafe.
A gentle swerve makes a squirrel h'ors dourves,
You just can't beat a - fresh racoon pita.
That mangled Chevy parked by the door,
Meant Bambi Parmesean for thirty-four.
We love it when you run down our menu,
Come chew the fat at the Road Kill Cafe.
RH APR99
McDonald's is your kind of place
Hamburgers in your face
French fries between your toes
Turnovers up your nose
And don't forget our chocolate shakes
They taste like polluted lakes
McDonald's is your kind of place
Stewed Roadkill Chicken Feet recipe
1 lb roadkill chicken feet
salt and pepper
1/4 cp cooking oil
1 medium onion chopped
1 stalk celery chooped
1` medium green bell pepper chopped 2 1/2 cups warm waater
Scrape and peel scales from chicken feet, wash thoroughly, drain. Sprinkle chick feet with salt and pepper. Heat oil in mediium pot. Add onions, celery, and bell pepper to hot oil and stir fry over mediuim heat about 2 minutes untill onions are clear. Add roadkill chicken feet and water, cover and boil gently 30 to 45 minutes until chicken feet are tender, and a medium-thick yellowish gravy has formed. Add extra salt and pepper to taste. Serve over grits or rice, and don't hesitate to pick up the feet so you can such every bit of goodness from the bones.