Old Glory

3/2/2005 | Hamiltonian Jefferson

[HamiltonianJefferson]

Those who refuse to salute the American flag

[Repub4bush]

Dang we are always late!

[King Prout]

ah... bush-hog from hell!

[easonc52]

Poster's keywords:

I suppose those could have been added by one of the 1st 8 responses (areafiftyone pointed it out on post 10)...

[zip]

hould not be allowed to remain in America.

It's part of freedom of speech. The problem you are going to have here (or maybe already having) is trolls/DUmmies come over, register, post a radical "pro America" vanity and disappear. THEN, the DUmmies can say "see, i told you FReepers were radical. Ergo, I think you will be ZOTTED soon.

[AntiBurr]

Yes, and from the "Lay of the Last Minstrel" too.

Most of these lefties seem to have taken their motto from "The Man Without a Country", "God Damn the United States: May I never see her or hear her name again." As I recall, his wish was granted.

[zip]

Can I borrow that for the anti America protesters in Columbia MO? It would really make it easy. lol

[AntiBurr]

On the curtain above the commode when I was a boy was pinned this verse written by my mother:

Please raise the lid to keep it dry,
For no one hates so much as I
To sit down on a soppy seat.
And so, Please raise the lid, my Sweet.

[Knitting A Conundrum]

It can happen!

[Laura Earl]

blech, blech & blech!!!!! I'm kinda weird about stuff. I eat anything found in nature (except for avacados), but hate prefab breakfast carbs except for bagels, muffins and toast.

[zip]

When you get back from DU, how about responding to our posts? (or did the attendants put your long sleeve white jacket back on?)

[Lady Jag]

I'm kinda weird about stuff. I eat anything found in nature (except for avacados)

Laura, trust me on this. Pancakes are from nature.   Even BHT and BHA are from nature. Eat!

[Darksheare]

I dunno, but the answwer to the question I copied iinto post 36 is found at the link here:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1354409/posts
*chuckle*

[Darksheare]

I think so!
Woohoo!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

They pulled that thread.

:(

[Darksheare]

2NU - Ponderous


This is ponderous man... Really ponderous...

I had this dream the other night...
I went to work one day...
And nobody remembered who I was....
So, i decided to take the day off...
On my way out, I run into my boss and he say's, "hey, you look familiar..."
I said, "thanks, people say that a lot in these dreams."
then the horns kicked in (sfx) and my shoes started to squeak. (sfx)

Then all of a sudden, I'm standing on a beach in some tropical part of the world...and there's this sign that says... "aren't you supposed to be at work..." (haha) it sort of screamed out at me... (scream)...

Then I remembered, I'd been here in other dreams, but usually there was a water polo game and a girl who could talk with her eyes... And she'd say.. "can you see what I'm saying?" then the horn kicked in (sfx) and my shoes started to squeak...(sfx)

before I knew it... I was walking near a lake when a phone rings (sfx) and the operator speaks to me in a language i don't understand...

Oom papachucka maka nanu singow.
Meling kapalana wani domo chingpow..
Heddy kapalua Kuma genising tea...
Oomama chucka pana one is now three....

Then the horns kicked in. (sfx) and my shoes started to squeak (sfx)

before long, I was coming up on this weird part of my dream... You know, the part where I know how to tap dance... But I can only do it while wearing golf shoes...

Now, I'm back on the beach... Walking with this girl who talks with her eyes. This time she say's. "I think you see what I'm saying..."

then just before I woke up. It started to rain in southern california...

(repeat chorus)

a girl who could talk with her eyes...

Can you see what I'm saying?

Aren't you supposed to be at work? (haha.)

This is ponderous man... Really ponderous...

Oooohhhh (horns)

(squeak sfx)

[Allosaurs_r_us]

My wife doesn't even allow me in her bathroom and refuses to go into mine. LOL

[Darksheare]

I know!
And Graybox was being SO pleasant.
*cough*

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I am sorry I missed it.

[537cant be wrong]

holy cow,
seek medical help quickly.
i thought dreaming of giant ears of corn biting my legs off at the knees was weird, tap dancing in golf shoes ?
;^)

[hiredhand]

Comments?! Nice try. :-) ZOT!