Man accused of having relations with cows

www.nola.com ^ | 02/26/05 | AP

[roaddog727]

Is this guy taking lessons from the Grand Pooh-bah in Iran or what?

[mountaineer]

he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife

I bet they wondered how they came down with that case of hoof and mouth disease, though.

[dbwz]

He'd better be thankful that they weren't Cows with Guns.

[1FASTGLOCK45]

That's it! I'm passing a law, All Cows will be Banned! Across all 50+ states!

[Mark in the Old South]

I hope so, but I am relying on the fact calfs don't give milk. Stop it I don't want to talk about this thread any more. Your FREEKING me out man.

[Robert Lomax]

After consulting with his attorney Bill Clinton, he later said, "I did not have sex with those heifers." Harold Hart then puffed on his cigar.

[jakerobins]

The PETA people should love this guy!! But if he tries to eat a Hamburger watch out!!!

[tet68]

Probably they started to figure it out, when he
kept bringing them those little tins of "Bag Balm".

This give some new meaning to:
Why buy the cow when the milk is free?

[LongElegantLegs]

Don't have a cow, man.

[TBall]

Say what you want, but rumor has it that this was not an ordinary cow. This cow was smoking hot; in fact it was the prettiest cow in the whole county.

[mad puppy]

Cetainly explains all the "mad-cow" you hear about.

[TalBlack]

"...he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife..."

Because, DAMMIT, he's a man with standards in a world that seems to be losing them....

[CzarNicky]

In his defense he thought he was over at DU and the cow was one of their female members.

[Ellesu]

LOL, no actually, it was right under a BTK article in the Times-Picayune. I must say though, since I started reading my news here, I am addicted to the comments that follow. Thanks to all of you for your comments. You keep me laughing!

[tomball]

   "High heels make your calves look sexy"

"Harold G. Hart, of Neillsville, allegedly told police that he routinely stopped at a Greenwood farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville."

Mr. Hart is only one example of what you get  when you have too  many milk bars promoting rawhide . . .

[arbee4bush]

[Clemenza]

I never knew my ex-girlfriend moooooooved to Wisconsin.

[Churchillspirit]

No, she's just be the udder woman.

[anonymous_user]

Kinda puts a new twist on "Got Milk?"

[COUNTrecount]

Well, that's one use for a cow.