Posted on 02/26/2005 3:52:36 PM PST by Ellesu
NEILLSVILLE, Wis. (AP) — A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves. Harold G. Hart, of Neillsville, allegedly told police that he routinely stopped at a Greenwood farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville. A criminal complaint filed in Clark County Circuit Court said the farm's owners installed a motion detector on Jan. 22 after regularly seeing footprints and vehicle tracks on their land. Around 4 a.m. the next morning, a sensor sounded and Hart was caught leaving the barn, but Hart allegedly said he just used a bathroom in the barn and had never been there before. Hart told police he had sex with heifers before he went into the service in 1963 and resumed about a year ago at the farm. He admitted to using a rope to tie calves around the neck and estimated he had been to the farm "at least 50 times," according to the complaint. He told police he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife, the complaint said.
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Is this guy taking lessons from the Grand Pooh-bah in Iran or what?
I bet they wondered how they came down with that case of hoof and mouth disease, though.
That's it! I'm passing a law, All Cows will be Banned! Across all 50+ states!
After consulting with his attorney Bill Clinton, he later said, "I did not have sex with those heifers." Harold Hart then puffed on his cigar.
The PETA people should love this guy!! But if he tries to eat a Hamburger watch out!!!
Probably they started to figure it out, when he
kept bringing them those little tins of "Bag Balm".
This give some new meaning to:
Why buy the cow when the milk is free?
Don't have a cow, man.
Say what you want, but rumor has it that this was not an ordinary cow. This cow was smoking hot; in fact it was the prettiest cow in the whole county.
Cetainly explains all the "mad-cow" you hear about.
"...he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife..."
Because, DAMMIT, he's a man with standards in a world that seems to be losing them....
In his defense he thought he was over at DU and the cow was one of their female members.
LOL, no actually, it was right under a BTK article in the Times-Picayune. I must say though, since I started reading my news here, I am addicted to the comments that follow. Thanks to all of you for your comments. You keep me laughing!
"Harold G. Hart, of Neillsville, allegedly told police that he routinely stopped at a Greenwood farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville."
Mr. Hart is only one example of what you get when you have too many milk bars promoting rawhide . . .
I never knew my ex-girlfriend moooooooved to Wisconsin.
No, she's just be the udder woman.
Kinda puts a new twist on "Got Milk?"
Well, that's one use for a cow.
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