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The 50 Best Guy Movies Of All Time
MensJournal ^ | 12/04 | staff

Posted on 02/23/2005 1:58:48 PM PST by pissant

Man cannot live by Cameron Diaz alone. Sometimes we need big guns, fast cars, dumb jokes, and huge explosions. You got a problem with that?

Culturally, guys often get the short end of the stick. Most books are bought by women, the music industry caters to teenagers, and when was the last time an art museum had an exhibit on nitro-burning funny cars? But the movies have always been good to us. The first feature film, 1904's The Great Train Robbery, was full of trains, guns, and chases -- guy friendly from start to finish. And Hollywood has been in our corner ever since.

But what makes a great guy film, and how did Men's Journal pick the best of all time? At first there were no hard and fast restrictions; we just knew one when we saw one. But over time basic criteria emerged. Violence trumps sex, war beats peace, and you better have a very good reason to oppose anything with Steve McQueen in it.

We believe that a true guy movie is a movie only a guy can love. A crucial distinction. Pop one into the DVD player and your wife or girlfriend should run screaming from the room. We frown upon films that are too serious or sensitive. The Deer Hunter got KO'd despite lengthy elk hunting and torture scenes because Meryl Streep was in it. Sure, she's a great actress, but rules are rules: no films with Meryl Streep. (snip)

1 DIRTY HARRY 1972

2 THE GODFATHER 1972

3 SCARFACE 1983

4 DIE HARD 1988

5 THE TERMINATOR 1984

6 THE ROAD WARRIOR 1981

7 THE DIRTY DOZEN 1967

8 THE MATRIX 1999

9 CADDYSHACK 1980

10 ROCKY 1976

Click link to see the other 40!

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TOPICS: Music/Entertainment; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: flicks
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To: cajungirl

Your guess is as good as mine! Are we allowed to comment on guy movies? :-)


41 posted on 02/23/2005 2:16:20 PM PST by Hoodlum91
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To: pissant

How's about the original "Night of the Living Dead", and even the original "Tremors"...


42 posted on 02/23/2005 2:16:20 PM PST by Logic n' Reason (Don't piss down my back and tell me it's rainin')
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To: Logic n' Reason
And what, pray tell, is wrong with wearing women's clothing??

It makes me look fat.

43 posted on 02/23/2005 2:16:55 PM PST by Argus (My tagline wishes it was as good as your tagline)
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To: TheBigB

For an actual drama that I'd consider a good guy movie, watch Tender Mercies with Robert Duvall

Geez, and I was afraid I'D come off sounding gay. 

Actually, I probably should have FReepmailed this comment, but it didn't occurr to me until after I hit post.

Owl_Eagle

”Guns Before Butter.”


44 posted on 02/23/2005 2:17:22 PM PST by End Times Sentinel (Please: NO profanity, NO personal attacks, NO racism or violence in posts. "Aww. not even a little?")
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To: NonLinear

Odd, no dramas like Rear Window or Casablanca and no Cary Grant movies.

And where is Cape Fear and the Hitcher {scariest thing I ever saw} and The Stepfather {really spooky}


45 posted on 02/23/2005 2:17:48 PM PST by cajungirl (freeps are my peeps.)
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To: Dan from Michigan

I kind of thought they should have stopped at LW#1 while they were ahead.


46 posted on 02/23/2005 2:18:18 PM PST by kstewskis (you've got to have a mind before you lose it...)
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To: Hoodlum91

Blues Brothers....

glad you added that one.

On a mission for God.


47 posted on 02/23/2005 2:18:31 PM PST by peacebaby (Moser, how did you like the cover?)
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To: pissant

I would put "The Wild Bunch" in the Top 10. Make "The Magnificent Seven" and "The Seven Samurai" tied for #10.


48 posted on 02/23/2005 2:18:36 PM PST by Clemenza (Alcohol Tobacco & Firearms: The Other Holy Trinity)
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To: kidd

"Monty Python and the Holy Grail (rare to find a chick that likes this) "

Are you kidding? That's a great movie!!!


49 posted on 02/23/2005 2:18:38 PM PST by Hoodlum91
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To: ken5050
Fight Club is number 20.

However, they did forget Death Wish (starring Charles Bronson)

50 posted on 02/23/2005 2:18:40 PM PST by lowbridge
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To: pissant; cajungirl

I assume you meant to include me, too?!!


51 posted on 02/23/2005 2:18:52 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (It's time to turn over a new leaf, again.)
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To: ken5050

I love Fight Club, and it's very guy, hard to get much more guy-centric than a theme of "throw out your LL Bean catalog, drink something strong, get in a fight".


52 posted on 02/23/2005 2:19:13 PM PST by discostu (quis custodiet ipsos custodes)
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To: pissant

Band of Brothers
Patton
We Were Soldiers
Red Dawn

sheesh


53 posted on 02/23/2005 2:19:29 PM PST by kidd
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To: peacebaby

They took the bar, the #^#@@# bar!!!!!


54 posted on 02/23/2005 2:19:43 PM PST by Dan from Michigan ("There out ta get me! They won't catch me! I'm #@^#@# innocent! They won't break me" - Guns N Roses)
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To: Logic n' Reason
"And what, pray tell, is wrong with wearing women's clothing?? They certainly wear enough of ours. Of course, they must be in good taste!" ________________________________________ Kinda like that Texas GOP candidate a couple years back. He was very tastefully dressed...
55 posted on 02/23/2005 2:20:13 PM PST by pissant
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To: Hoodlum91

Oh, we can ncomment if only to rile them up. I have always loved war movies excepting for the VN war variety. I didn't like Apocolypse or Good Morniing VN except for the music.


56 posted on 02/23/2005 2:20:17 PM PST by cajungirl (freeps are my peeps.)
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To: pissant

Three Movies should have made the list, two of them in the top 10.

Blackhawk Down

The Professionals

Hellboy


57 posted on 02/23/2005 2:20:18 PM PST by speed_addiction (Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
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To: pissant

Won't argue - Dune's out


58 posted on 02/23/2005 2:20:29 PM PST by frithguild (Hypocrisy so pervasive their very description is a contradiction - Liberals fear liberty.)
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To: discostu
Best Years of Our Lives
The Guns of Navaronne
The Cruel Sea
59 posted on 02/23/2005 2:20:51 PM PST by ken5050 (The Dem party is as dead as the NHL..)
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To: pissant

"Band of Brothers"
"Saving Private Ryan"
"The Battle of Britain"
"Patton"
"The Longest Day"

Regards, Ivan


60 posted on 02/23/2005 2:20:51 PM PST by MadIvan (One blog to bring them all...and in the Darkness bind them: http://www.theringwraith.com/)
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