Sean Connery sued by downstairs neighbour--"a rude, foul-mouthed, fat old man"

CTV/Associated Press ^ | 2/23/2005

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A downstairs neighbor of debonaire James Bond actor Sean Connery has filed a $30 million US lawsuit alleging he's a bully who's trying to force the family out of the townhouse they share.

"Notwithstanding the cinematic James Bond image of consummate finesse, the defendant Connery, in true Dr. Jekyll-Mr. Hyde fashion, acts the part in real life of a bully who ignores norms of neighborliness and decency," the court papers say.

Dr. Burton Sultan, an ophthalmologist, lives with his wife and daughters on the lower four floors of a six-story Tudor townhouse, built in 1869, on Manhattan's East Side. Connery and his wife live on the top two floors.

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"No, Mr. Bond. I want you to move!

[ClearCase_guy]

I loved it when SNL did "Jeopardy!" takeoffs and had Sean Connery as a contestant. He makes a wonderful pig.

[Charles Henrickson]

Dr. Burton Sultan

Dr. "No!"?

[theFIRMbss]

>"a rude, foul-mouthed, fat old man"

Oh! Fat old men can be a spy, but Denise can't be a physicist?!

[freebilly]

We meet again, eh, Trebeck!

[stainlessbanner]

Christmas Jones!

[Charles Henrickson]

"I shee you there, Shultan, coming up the walk!
We'll shee who can outlast whom!"

[freebilly]

"Trebeck, I'll take 'penis mightier' for $500...."

[frankiep]

Buck Futter

[StoneColdGOP]

"Anal bumcover!"

[Stone Mountain]

"Ok, Trebek, you pansy... Give me 'the rapists' for $200..."

[freebilly]

"Trebeck, I'll take 'anal bum cover' for $1000...."

"That's 'an album cover'!"

[small_l_libertarian]

Every time my boyfriend sees her, he yells, "I'm a scientist!"

[freebilly]

I'm laughing so hard I just spit all over my monitor...!

[freebilly]

LOL!

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Are those real?

[freebilly]

Trebek: The sound that a dog makes.

Connery: Mooo.

Trebek: I'm sorry Mr. Connery, but that is not the sound a dog makes.

Connery: It's the sound your mother made last night.

[freebilly]

Trebek: The sound that a dog makes.

Connery: Mooo.

Trebek: I'm sorry Mr. Connery, but that is not the sound a dog makes.

Connery: It's the sound your mother made last night.

[MotleyGirl70]

Connery: "I'll take Swords for $1,000."

Trebek: "That's not Swords that's 'S' words."

Connery: "I'll take Swords for $1,000."

[frankiep]

Trebek: You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Connery: No, but I did something to your mother with this mouth

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Connery: I pose a connundrum to you, a riddle if you will.

Trebek: I don't want to hear it.

Connery: What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck...I can't remember how it ends but your mother's a whore.