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They in for big trouble if Madge is their priestess..
1 posted on 02/21/2005 11:44:00 AM PST by gopwinsin04
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To: gopwinsin04

LOL


2 posted on 02/21/2005 11:45:42 AM PST by Belisaurius ("Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, Ted" - Joseph Kennedy 1958)
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No, Madonna, I do not consider you a moral paragon worthy of worship.

Oh, hey, Madonna, do you keep a copy of your book SEX on the coffee table for Lourdes to read?


3 posted on 02/21/2005 11:45:52 AM PST by srm913
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I guess I would tend to question the validity of any "religion" that Madonna could achieve this type of "seniority" in.


4 posted on 02/21/2005 11:46:35 AM PST by Egon (Government is a guard-dog to be fed, not a cow to be milked.)
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Pope Maddie. Feh.

Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

6 posted on 02/21/2005 11:47:01 AM PST by mhking (Do not mess with dragons, for thou art crunchy & good with ketchup...)
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'Her teachers think that she has reached the pinnacle of spiritual understanding.'

So that's what they are calling it now.

7 posted on 02/21/2005 11:47:05 AM PST by niteowl77
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the highest level the one can achieve without becoming an ordained minister according to the Kabbalah Church.

If this doesn't prove that "The Kabbalah Centre" is a whacked-out new-age cult then I don't know what does.

9 posted on 02/21/2005 11:47:30 AM PST by Alouette (Learned Mother of Zion)
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Female Jim Jones?


10 posted on 02/21/2005 11:47:51 AM PST by TheForceOfOne (Social Security – I thought pyramid schemes were illegal!)
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"pinnacle of understanding"? Please, probably more the pinnacle of money-giving.


12 posted on 02/21/2005 11:48:06 AM PST by reaganaut ("Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc." - Not just pretty words.)
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What is this Kaballah thing anyway?

A cult?


14 posted on 02/21/2005 11:49:37 AM PST by nuffsenuff
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Does anybody know the half-life of a Madonna belief? I'd reckon it to be about 5 years.


15 posted on 02/21/2005 11:51:09 AM PST by wolfpat (Dum vivimus, vivamus)
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At first I thought this was about the busty cones..


18 posted on 02/21/2005 11:52:08 AM PST by IamConservative (To worry is to misuse your imagination.)
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Obviously no Virgin Priestess requirements for this bizarro cult.


23 posted on 02/21/2005 11:54:30 AM PST by FormerACLUmember (Honoring Saint Jude's assistance every day.)
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Kaballah? Did the Church of Aphrodite reject her application for preistesshood for being too much of a skank?


26 posted on 02/21/2005 12:00:29 PM PST by KarlInOhio (Blackwell for Governor 2006: hated by the 'Rats, feared by the RINOs.)
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Isn't this rather fast for a "religion" that prides itself on the kind of mysticism that takes lots of time to develop?


30 posted on 02/21/2005 12:01:43 PM PST by twigs
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What are these idiots going to do when Kabala is no longer fashionable among the Hollywood crowd and is a yesterday as Scientology?


31 posted on 02/21/2005 12:01:52 PM PST by The Great RJ
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As a Michigander, I apologize to the entire world that Madonna came from my state.
32 posted on 02/21/2005 12:05:17 PM PST by Dan from Michigan ("There out ta get me! They won't catch me! I'm #@^#@# innocent! They won't break me" - Guns N Roses)
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"High Priestess of Insanity" is more like it.


33 posted on 02/21/2005 12:09:17 PM PST by F16Fighter
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'Her teachers think that she has reached the pinnacle of spiritual understanding.'

Now that's frightening!

35 posted on 02/21/2005 12:37:09 PM PST by Rummyfan
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She is so lost, like Michael Jackson. It's pitiful.


38 posted on 02/21/2005 12:46:08 PM PST by ViLaLuz
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"Her teachers think that she has reached the pinnacle of spiritual understanding."

They should set their standards higher.

43 posted on 02/21/2005 1:04:17 PM PST by RansomOttawa (tm)
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