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Kitty Caption LXXXVII – FR Cat Show, Nominations Open – (Humor/Meow Alerts)
21 February 2005
| PetroniDE
Posted on 02/21/2005 3:35:28 AM PST by PetroniDE
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To: RushCrush
He's a persian, cream & white. His name is Julius Ceasar & my other kitty is Cleopatra, also persian. When the kids leave home, they are replaced with cats!
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posted on
02/21/2005 12:01:38 PM PST
by
magnumsgirl
(Make love....Not Jihad)
To: Lady Jag
CAT HAIKUS
Cold again last night.
Fur plumped up like a chicken
Waiting for the fox.
Sliding under blankets
Tight and smooth. Warm all around.
They won't find me here!
Big dumb dog is tired.
Busy from playing all day.
Great place for a nap!
On the window ledge
Watching the squirrels and birds play.
Claws can't scratch through glass!
Stretched out in the tall grass.
Ears up. Green eyes all but closed.
Intruders, beware!
This domain is mine!
Poachers from another yard
Will soon feel my wrath!
Hate the dry white wet!
Falls so silent from the clouds.
Belying its danger.
Jack.
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posted on
02/21/2005 12:17:41 PM PST
by
Jack Deth
(Knight Errant and Disemboweler of the WFTD Thread)
To: Zacs Mom
That pic of Rorey Calhoun would make a great Viking kitty image!!! May I use it to see what I can put together? Feel free!
83
posted on
02/21/2005 12:18:23 PM PST
by
Bacon Man
(Did you mean for those all words to come out together or did they just fall out randomly?)
To: PetroniDE
84
posted on
02/21/2005 1:02:29 PM PST
by
trussell
(I Never Frown, even when I am sad, because I never know who is falling in love with my Smile!!!)
To: PetroniDE
make up your own category LOL
To: Jack Deth; PetroniDE; 4catsinmaryland; 4mycountry; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; 7.62 x 51mm; abner; ...
You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will sure show you.
You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.
The rule for today
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
In deep sleep hear sound
cat vomit hairball somewhere
will find in morning.
Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.
Blur of motion, then-
silence, me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?
You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
sitting on your hands.
My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
can just hide my head.
Terrible battle.
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a term paper?
Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner
I want to be close
to you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?
Wanna go outside.
Oh, crap! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!
Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams
Claws are not that sharp.
Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!"
The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
Time for "Cup Hockey"
We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt?
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posted on
02/21/2005 1:21:29 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Honor)
To: PetroniDE
My God, they are all so adorable! Thanks for this thread!
87
posted on
02/21/2005 1:27:20 PM PST
by
gimme1ibertee
(Lefty liberals never met a brain cell they could recognize.)
To: PetroniDE
So many Kitties, so little time!!
To: PetroniDE
CATEGORY IV My Nominee for Best Viking Kitty Picture.Troll Under Glass
89
posted on
02/21/2005 1:57:01 PM PST
by
dr_pat
("The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits." --Einstein)
To: Lady Jag
I love kitty haiku. :) roffles
90
posted on
02/21/2005 2:08:11 PM PST
by
4mycountry
(This is my tag. Deal with it.)
To: PetroniDE
CATEGORY III My Nominee for Best Costume.
91
posted on
02/21/2005 2:11:28 PM PST
by
dr_pat
("The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits." --Einstein)
To: Lady Jag
Cool! Thanks!
92
posted on
02/21/2005 2:22:42 PM PST
by
pookie18
(Clinton Happens!)
To: Zacs Mom
Is the last picture yours? It's nominated for Best Costume...
93
posted on
02/21/2005 2:24:30 PM PST
by
dr_pat
("The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits." --Einstein)
To: PetroniDE
CATEGORY I My Nominee for Best Pose.from
hiredhand, Pudge the Indestructible sights it in...
94
posted on
02/21/2005 2:28:05 PM PST
by
dr_pat
("The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits." --Einstein)
To: Allegra; Bacon Man; Hap; Xenalyte; PetroniDE
I nominate Alice Ann as the tiniest kitty with the biggest attitude!
To: hiredhand
I have nominated your Pudge, your Mauser and your porch for the Best Pose. (See, people do read your About page.)
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posted on
02/21/2005 2:31:09 PM PST
by
dr_pat
("The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits." --Einstein)
To: Allegra; Xenalyte; Hap; Bacon Man; PetroniDE
And in the best tree climbing category, I nominate Miss Spot!
To: 4mycountry; Jack Deth
I love kitty haiku.Me too. That's all I had till today. Today I got more by "borrowing" Jack Deth's to add to the meager collection.
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posted on
02/21/2005 2:56:27 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Honor)
To: backhoe
(((((backhoe)))))
Taffy Gee is entitled to not care for cats very much. It doesn't diminish her in my eyes at all.
Sorry about your ISP difficulties. Adelphia has been giving us fits here in FL. Their "high-speed cable" is slower than dial-up at times and their tech support is non-existent. I guess it doesn't help that they've declared bankruptcy - LOL.
If your email address changes, please keep us informed.
To: Sassy_Sissy
That one looks exactly like my kitty I had in 1980! Sigh. He was a good cat, he fetched toys, came when he was called, walked with or without a leash and was a great watch cat.
100
posted on
02/21/2005 3:38:47 PM PST
by
bd476
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