There once was a girl named Lorena Whose husband could not have been meaner He'd not let her come, She said, "this is dumb" And cut off the offending weiner.
Yet even more cruel was Kim Tran Who feared a break up with her man: While hands tied o'er head She cut him in bed And flushed it as though a bed pan.
1 posted on
02/20/2005 8:16:44 PM PST by
lightman
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To: lightman
Police say surgery to reattach the man's penis was successful.
And the blue stain will go away in about a week.
2 posted on
02/20/2005 8:19:14 PM PST by
82Marine89
(U.S. Marines- Part of the Navy....The men's department.)
To: Kathy in Alaska
3 posted on
02/20/2005 8:19:37 PM PST by
Calpernia
(Breederville.com)
To: lightman
Must have been one of those low-flow toilets that you need to flush twice.
4 posted on
02/20/2005 8:19:52 PM PST by
Kirkwood
To: lightman
To: null and void; Darksheare
To: mhking
7 posted on
02/20/2005 8:20:59 PM PST by
King Prout
(Remember John Adam!)
To: lightman
Anyone willing to bet that the woman gets off?
8 posted on
02/20/2005 8:21:12 PM PST by
Paleo Conservative
(Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Andrew Heyward's got to go!)
To: lightman
Can you imagine? You let your girlfriend tie you up. Hey, it's fun. Then she whips out a knife. Ha, ha, you think, funny joke.
And then you realize she's not joking.
9 posted on
02/20/2005 8:22:04 PM PST by
ScottFromSpokane
(http://drunkengop.blogspot.com/)
To: lightman
no origniality these days.
To: lightman
If she'd been really mad at him, she would've put it in the blender.
To: lightman; cyborg
Note to self: Don't have kinky sex during a pending breakup with someone whose name suggests familiarity with a ginsu knife.
To: lightman
I would be looking for a new girlfriend.
To: lightman
I would be looking for a new girlfriend.
To: lightman
. . . tied his arms . . . And what was this karate expert doin' with his feet while she was sawing away?
To: lightman
I would be looking for a new girlfriend.
To: lightman
I told the people on this forum that community property rights were getting dicey.
Couldn't resist...
21 posted on
02/20/2005 8:26:48 PM PST by
DoughtyOne
(US socialist liberalism would be dead without the help of politicians who claim to be conservative.)
To: lightman
Talk about flushing the Tidy Bowl Man...
23 posted on
02/20/2005 8:29:02 PM PST by
WestVirginiaRebel
("Senator, we can have this discussion in any way that you would like.")
To: lightman
In the game of life, she had a royal flush, and all he had was a pair.
25 posted on
02/20/2005 8:32:20 PM PST by
MaryFromMichigan
(We childproofed our home, but they are still getting in)
To: lightman
violence, assault, and tampering with evidence.
You call that tampering?
27 posted on
02/20/2005 8:33:32 PM PST by
Migraine
To: lightman
Police said after the fight, the couple decided to have sexual relations and he agreed to let Tran tie his arms to the window handle above their bed.Note to self: NEVER let the little woman tie you up during "make up sex".
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