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There once was a girl named Lorena Whose husband could not have been meaner He'd not let her come, She said, "this is dumb" And cut off the offending weiner.

Yet even more cruel was Kim Tran Who feared a break up with her man: While hands tied o'er head She cut him in bed And flushed it as though a bed pan.

1 posted on 02/20/2005 8:16:44 PM PST by lightman
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To: lightman
Police say surgery to reattach the man's penis was successful.

And the blue stain will go away in about a week.
2 posted on 02/20/2005 8:19:14 PM PST by 82Marine89 (U.S. Marines- Part of the Navy....The men's department.)
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To: Kathy in Alaska

Alaska ping? Maybe not?


3 posted on 02/20/2005 8:19:37 PM PST by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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To: lightman

Must have been one of those low-flow toilets that you need to flush twice.


4 posted on 02/20/2005 8:19:52 PM PST by Kirkwood
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To: lightman

UFB!


5 posted on 02/20/2005 8:20:03 PM PST by spinestein
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To: null and void; Darksheare
SHUDER

So9

6 posted on 02/20/2005 8:20:27 PM PST by Servant of the 9 (Trust Me)
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To: mhking

och.


7 posted on 02/20/2005 8:20:59 PM PST by King Prout (Remember John Adam!)
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To: lightman

Anyone willing to bet that the woman gets off?


8 posted on 02/20/2005 8:21:12 PM PST by Paleo Conservative (Hey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Andrew Heyward's got to go!)
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Can you imagine? You let your girlfriend tie you up. Hey, it's fun. Then she whips out a knife. Ha, ha, you think, funny joke.

And then you realize she's not joking.


9 posted on 02/20/2005 8:22:04 PM PST by ScottFromSpokane (http://drunkengop.blogspot.com/)
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To: lightman

no origniality these days.


10 posted on 02/20/2005 8:22:30 PM PST by Always Right
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If she'd been really mad at him, she would've put it in the blender.
14 posted on 02/20/2005 8:24:45 PM PST by snarks_when_bored
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Note to self: Don't have kinky sex during a pending breakup with someone whose name suggests familiarity with a ginsu knife.


15 posted on 02/20/2005 8:24:45 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: lightman

I would be looking for a new girlfriend.


16 posted on 02/20/2005 8:25:56 PM PST by dog breath
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I would be looking for a new girlfriend.


17 posted on 02/20/2005 8:26:03 PM PST by dog breath
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. . . tied his arms . . .

And what was this karate expert doin' with his feet while she was sawing away?

18 posted on 02/20/2005 8:26:06 PM PST by LibWhacker
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To: lightman

I would be looking for a new girlfriend.


19 posted on 02/20/2005 8:26:07 PM PST by dog breath
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To: lightman

I told the people on this forum that community property rights were getting dicey.

Couldn't resist...


21 posted on 02/20/2005 8:26:48 PM PST by DoughtyOne (US socialist liberalism would be dead without the help of politicians who claim to be conservative.)
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To: lightman

Talk about flushing the Tidy Bowl Man...


23 posted on 02/20/2005 8:29:02 PM PST by WestVirginiaRebel ("Senator, we can have this discussion in any way that you would like.")
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In the game of life, she had a royal flush, and all he had was a pair.


25 posted on 02/20/2005 8:32:20 PM PST by MaryFromMichigan (We childproofed our home, but they are still getting in)
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violence, assault, and tampering with evidence.

You call that tampering?

27 posted on 02/20/2005 8:33:32 PM PST by Migraine
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Police said after the fight, the couple decided to have sexual relations and he agreed to let Tran tie his arms to the window handle above their bed.

Note to self: NEVER let the little woman tie you up during "make up sex".

30 posted on 02/20/2005 8:35:18 PM PST by deaconblues
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