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What will Jackson wear to court?

Posted on 02/18/2005 12:53:00 PM PST by Hillary's Lovely Legs



TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: legalbriefs; michaeljackson; thisischat; thisisnotnews; wrongforum
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1 posted on 02/18/2005 12:53:01 PM PST by Hillary's Lovely Legs
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Straitjacket?


3 posted on 02/18/2005 12:55:35 PM PST by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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He's picking his nose. Gross.


4 posted on 02/18/2005 12:56:00 PM PST by zygoat
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If I were him, I'd wear a priest outfit!


5 posted on 02/18/2005 12:56:41 PM PST by Torties
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This guy is a freak of nature.


6 posted on 02/18/2005 12:56:52 PM PST by cardinal4 (George W Bush-Bringing a new democracy every term..)
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I don't think nature has much to do with it.


7 posted on 02/18/2005 12:57:35 PM PST by ScottFromSpokane (http://drunkengop.blogspot.com/)
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He also looks like a young "Cryptkeeper" from the HBO series..


8 posted on 02/18/2005 12:57:42 PM PST by cardinal4 (George W Bush-Bringing a new democracy every term..)
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs

I'm thinking "underoos" and "grranimals".


9 posted on 02/18/2005 12:58:27 PM PST by kevkrom (If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
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A Peter Pan costume!


10 posted on 02/18/2005 12:59:58 PM PST by kaktuskid
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Or "Cornelius" from the Planet of the Apes..


11 posted on 02/18/2005 1:00:01 PM PST by cardinal4 (George W Bush-Bringing a new democracy every term..)
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Definitely a Jimmy Durante proboscis.


12 posted on 02/18/2005 1:00:13 PM PST by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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Whatever the boy who is sharing his bed leaves on the floor.


13 posted on 02/18/2005 1:01:08 PM PST by AdamSelene235 (Truth has become so rare and precious she is always attended to by a bodyguard of lies.)
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Taffeta.

Why not? I would.

14 posted on 02/18/2005 1:01:26 PM PST by Fintan (Annoying FReepers since 1998...)
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Taffeta. Why not? I would.

Dude, that is waaaaaay too much information... :)

15 posted on 02/18/2005 1:08:26 PM PST by kevkrom (If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
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I think a full body BURKA would be appropriate.
The very sight of him creates eye pollution.


16 posted on 02/18/2005 1:22:52 PM PST by clearsight
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I think there are better things to worry about, personally.


17 posted on 02/18/2005 1:41:30 PM PST by hellfire43
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You signed up today to tell us that you don't care?

Wow.


18 posted on 02/18/2005 2:14:05 PM PST by Hillary's Lovely Legs (I don't support gay male prostitutes, beating up people in strip bars or poor grammar.)
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The weirdest Michael Jackson story yet, look for a Fox News Alert on this very soon.


19 posted on 02/18/2005 2:25:24 PM PST by Diddle E. Squat
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I don't have the guts to post as its own thread the rumor in post #19. Too close to being banned already...


20 posted on 02/18/2005 2:26:49 PM PST by Diddle E. Squat
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