Posted on 02/16/2005 3:16:25 PM PST by batenkaitos
Sen. Hillary Clinton blamed her collapse at a New York fundraiser on a stomach virus but Weekly World News has learned the shocking real reason she swooned and hit the deck -- the sexy thong panties Bill gave her for Christmas were WAY too tight and cut off the blood supply to her head!
That's the word from highly-placed sources in the Clinton camp who say the former first lady "was just asking for trouble" when she didn't exchange the teeny-tiny red silk undies for a pair of he billowing white "granny panties" she normally wears.
(Excerpt) Read more at weeklyworldnews.com ...
HAH!
Hmm, now that you mention it...
LOL. That is funnier than the WWN story. And more likely to be true.
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