hehehe!
Posted on 02/15/2005 5:57:30 PM PST by paltz
---snip--- PETE C., a carpenter who works in Westchester County, doesn't need to watch "Desperate Housewives." He lives it. Tall, handsome and broad-shouldered, Pete is a constant target for real-life desperate housewives who are financially well-kept yet sexually neglected by workaholic husbands. ---snip---
"If I wanted to pursue it I'd probably [have sex] once a week," he tells The Post.
---snip---
"Scarsdale and these towns are rampant with it. You've got these bored housewives who aren't happy with their marriages, who are there to produce children and look good at the country club on the weekends.
"You'll be working at the far end of the house and they'll come in wearing spandex and a belly shirt and say, 'If you need me I'll be in the shower.' ---snip---
"Or she'll say, 'Thank God the kids are in school until three.' Why is she telling you that? It means you've got the green light. If you want to pursue it, you say, 'Let me know if you need help drying off,' and you're off to the races." For Robert, a well-built married man who does high-end repair work in Westchester and Connecticut, it's the skimpy outfits that give the wives away. "They'll come out in a nightgown, or a loose-hanging robe with nothing on underneath," he said, speaking to The Post on his cellphone between jobs. "Sometimes it's unbelievable. I've had women come at me in things you'd die to have your girlfriend come to bed with.
---snip---
"And," he adds, "a lot of these women are gorgeous. In every one of these instances I absolutely would have been interested."
One woman with a broken leg asked Robert to take a look at her cast, and when he did, he said, "She opened up everything to me."
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
I'll bet. Most of the time I think it's all crap too *lol*
I had no idea Ron Jeremy was an Islamic militant!
You can ask him. He's a FReeper believe it or not.
And I believe that's a lopper in his right hand....maybe he uses it to cut two x fours, or maybe the reporter has no clue....wait it's from the NY Post, the Enquirer in drag....gotta be real.
It's amazing the celebrities one encounters on this site...
Yep.
My friend's husband is a UPS driver in South Florida. If he had a dime for every time some old Bubbie greeted him in a negligee, he'd be a wealthy man.
That was my SECOND thought - PULL UP YOUR PANTS!!
(My first thought was he's young enough to be my son!!)
You forgot the most important trait - make me laugh!!
Thanks for the picture of the skinny fourteen year old. ;)
Never know when you're going to run into some thick underbrush.
Why do 'boy' freepers get pic after pic of CZJ,looking great, and 'girl' freepers get ONE pic of a skinny, little boy-looking psuedo-gardener/carpenter? If I didn't hate the ACLU, I'd be calling them to rectify this obvious case of picture discrimination.:)
Yep. The babes really dig us bald overweight rapidly graying hotties.
Have you seen Hitch yet? It's very funny!
hehehe!
I have the urge to give him a cookie. I must be aging!
This sounds like the "screenplay" to a cheesy porno movie.
INT - COMFORTABLE SUBURBAN HOUSE - DAY
CANDI, 22, and SINDI, 19, get into bikinis as they prepare to spend an afternoon sunning by the pool. The DOORBELL RINGS.
The girls answer the front door. NICK, 27, is standing there; his shirt unbuttoned to below his chest, a workbag of tools in his hand.
NICK enters the house. SINDI, holding a glass of iced tea, approaches NICK to introduce herself. She trips, spilling the iced tea on NICK's shirt.
NICK pulls off his shirt.
The babes that don't dig those guys don't know what they're missing. I once posted on a thread that I love my husband's belly and that I think it's cute. I got several responses from other women saying that they agreed. The problem for you "graying hotties" is that a lot of you seem to prefer 25 year old blondes with legs that go on forever to 40 year old women with a little extra meat on their bones.
Have you seen Hitch yet? It's very funny!
No, I haven't seen it yet, but I've seen commercials for it and it does look funny.
He means he can get Strange once a week.
Once you go Bubblehead you never go back. :^)
Well there was a shot of KSM posted. He ain't skinny.
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