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'YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH THESE WIVES AND LEAVE-IT'S PURELY PHYSICAL'
NY POST ^ | 2/14/05 | CHRIS ERIKSON

Posted on 02/15/2005 5:57:30 PM PST by paltz

---snip--- PETE C., a carpenter who works in Westchester County, doesn't need to watch "Desperate Housewives." He lives it. Tall, handsome and broad-shouldered, Pete is a constant target for real-life desperate housewives who are financially well-kept yet sexually neglected by workaholic husbands. ---snip---

"If I wanted to pursue it I'd probably [have sex] once a week," he tells The Post.

---snip---

"Scarsdale and these towns are rampant with it. You've got these bored housewives who aren't happy with their marriages, who are there to produce children and look good at the country club on the weekends.

"You'll be working at the far end of the house and they'll come in wearing spandex and a belly shirt and say, 'If you need me I'll be in the shower.' ---snip---

"Or she'll say, 'Thank God the kids are in school until three.' Why is she telling you that? It means you've got the green light. If you want to pursue it, you say, 'Let me know if you need help drying off,' and you're off to the races." For Robert, a well-built married man who does high-end repair work in Westchester and Connecticut, it's the skimpy outfits that give the wives away. "They'll come out in a nightgown, or a loose-hanging robe with nothing on underneath," he said, speaking to The Post on his cellphone between jobs. "Sometimes it's unbelievable. I've had women come at me in things you'd die to have your girlfriend come to bed with.

---snip---

"And," he adds, "a lot of these women are gorgeous. In every one of these instances I absolutely would have been interested."

One woman with a broken leg asked Robert to take a look at her cast, and when he did, he said, "She opened up everything to me."

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


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To: cyborg

Did I mention I'm a carpenter? ;)>


101 posted on 02/15/2005 7:03:26 PM PST by Vigilantcitizen
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To: Vigilantcitizen

LOL for real?


102 posted on 02/15/2005 7:04:00 PM PST by cyborg (http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
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To: Vigilantcitizen; Big Horn; cyborg

Repairmen all have fantasy tales. They will tell you about supermodels who requested home service just to seduce the repairman. It's a bunch of garbage.


103 posted on 02/15/2005 7:04:07 PM PST by stainlessbanner
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To: stainlessbanner

Voice of reason finally arrives :-)


104 posted on 02/15/2005 7:04:46 PM PST by cyborg (http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
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To: stainlessbanner

Yeah...Usually the woman looks like Janet Reno.


105 posted on 02/15/2005 7:06:20 PM PST by Vigilantcitizen
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To: paltz

Just wanted to say thanks for posting this article. It is very interesting. Please don't let other people on this thread get to you.


106 posted on 02/15/2005 7:07:52 PM PST by David1
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To: cyborg
I see more pussys in one day than this jerk in the article sees in a year. He is talking about cats isn't he?
107 posted on 02/15/2005 7:08:05 PM PST by vetvetdoug
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To: cyborg

I think we can say he is scrawny. Hubs got hit on regularly and aggressively when he was doing contracting jobs. TG, he's trueblue to moi.


108 posted on 02/15/2005 7:08:27 PM PST by annyokie (Laissez les bons temps rouler !)
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To: vetvetdoug

Of course he is. American shorthaired must be his favorite.


109 posted on 02/15/2005 7:09:38 PM PST by cyborg (http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
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To: cyborg

Yeah...Right now, I'm working on a house in the same subdivision that Ludicris and Usher own houses in, Country club of the South in the northern suburbs of Atlanta.


Really beautiful $5-10 mil mansions on 1 acre lots. I don't get it.


110 posted on 02/15/2005 7:10:11 PM PST by Vigilantcitizen
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To: annyokie

You're a good looking woman. He'd have to be crazy! LOL


111 posted on 02/15/2005 7:10:22 PM PST by cyborg (http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
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To: Vigilantcitizen

Only one acre? Sheesh. At least I can say 'hey I know the guy that builds those' when I watch MTV Cribs :-)


112 posted on 02/15/2005 7:11:22 PM PST by cyborg (http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
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To: al baby

oh yeah!!!!!! Thanks for the pic. ;-)


113 posted on 02/15/2005 7:13:05 PM PST by David1
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To: cyborg

He also knows I am trained in using firearms. ; )


114 posted on 02/15/2005 7:13:47 PM PST by annyokie (Laissez les bons temps rouler !)
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To: annyokie

LOL!


115 posted on 02/15/2005 7:14:25 PM PST by cyborg (http://mentalmumblings.blogspot.com/)
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To: two134711
It looks like he waxes his chest. And more than that, apparently. Uggh!

I was trying to find the picture of the Iraqi we captured in a damp moldy hideout, but I couldn't place his name even though I saw him mentioned on MSNBC earlier tonight. One hairy guy and he looked pretty ripe. What was his name? Shalik Mahmas Hamed or something like that...

116 posted on 02/15/2005 7:16:40 PM PST by Blue Highway
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To: uglybiker

ROFL!


117 posted on 02/15/2005 7:20:58 PM PST by Ernest_at_the_Beach (A Proud member of Free Republic ~~The New Face of the Fourth Estate since 1996.)
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To: cyborg

I've heard every tale in the book: scorned housewife with no undergarmets, the sorority house escapade, poolside encounter, and so on. Those guys get more caught up in their own fantasy than doing their jobs.


118 posted on 02/15/2005 7:25:50 PM PST by stainlessbanner
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To: Lazamataz

NO you wouldn't believe me I met her a couple times in person she is pretty bad and a first class royal King Kamaya maya to her husband...


119 posted on 02/15/2005 7:26:48 PM PST by missyme (imho)
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To: Blue Highway
This dude?

Kalid Sheikh Mohammed: found cowering in a rat hole in Pakistan

120 posted on 02/15/2005 7:26:53 PM PST by Killborn (It's called C4. Use lots and lots of it.)
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