Posted on 02/15/2005 5:57:30 PM PST by paltz
---snip--- PETE C., a carpenter who works in Westchester County, doesn't need to watch "Desperate Housewives." He lives it. Tall, handsome and broad-shouldered, Pete is a constant target for real-life desperate housewives who are financially well-kept yet sexually neglected by workaholic husbands. ---snip---
"If I wanted to pursue it I'd probably [have sex] once a week," he tells The Post.
---snip---
"Scarsdale and these towns are rampant with it. You've got these bored housewives who aren't happy with their marriages, who are there to produce children and look good at the country club on the weekends.
"You'll be working at the far end of the house and they'll come in wearing spandex and a belly shirt and say, 'If you need me I'll be in the shower.' ---snip---
"Or she'll say, 'Thank God the kids are in school until three.' Why is she telling you that? It means you've got the green light. If you want to pursue it, you say, 'Let me know if you need help drying off,' and you're off to the races." For Robert, a well-built married man who does high-end repair work in Westchester and Connecticut, it's the skimpy outfits that give the wives away. "They'll come out in a nightgown, or a loose-hanging robe with nothing on underneath," he said, speaking to The Post on his cellphone between jobs. "Sometimes it's unbelievable. I've had women come at me in things you'd die to have your girlfriend come to bed with.
---snip---
"And," he adds, "a lot of these women are gorgeous. In every one of these instances I absolutely would have been interested."
One woman with a broken leg asked Robert to take a look at her cast, and when he did, he said, "She opened up everything to me."
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
You need someone to yell at you?
Of course. But comedy is often a calculus of absurdity.
I got plenny of those. :o)
:)~
I hope that is not some hostile code - we are mostly friendly, are we not?
'k' is Instant Messenger slang for 'okay' which is american slang for 'oorah' which is american army slang for 'mlodetz'.
Which is Russian.
Y'see.
Well I've never thought about attending a friends of dorothy meeting, but okay.
I would marry that cyborg.
LOL! You've got the droll humor part down though, cy.
It works the other way, too. I had a plumber tell me that the inspector that had failed a repair on my water heater did it so that he could see me again. Then he said that he couldn't blame him and if I ever needed anything to feel free to call him at home. I told him that I would have my husband call him. He left rather quickly after that.
hehehe
My sentiments exactly. That comment took the steam out of the article's claims.
(I wuz wonderin' where those darn things went!)
Well I do like to steal pens :o)
People that are getting sex aren't talking about it.
People that are talking about getting sex, aren't getting it.
People that are talking about getting sex, aren't getting it.
** Yeah I agree ;-)
k
Now I know.
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