'YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH THESE WIVES AND LEAVE-IT'S PURELY PHYSICAL'

NY POST ^ | 2/14/05 | CHRIS ERIKSON

[cyborg]

I'll bet. Most of the time I think it's all crap too *lol*

[Welsh Rabbit]

I had no idea Ron Jeremy was an Islamic militant!

[Killborn]

You can ask him. He's a FReeper believe it or not.

[506trooper]

"Uh.....wait. Why does he have gardening tools in his tool belt?

And I believe that's a lopper in his right hand....maybe he uses it to cut two x fours, or maybe the reporter has no clue....wait it's from the NY Post, the Enquirer in drag....gotta be real.

[Welsh Rabbit]

It's amazing the celebrities one encounters on this site...

[Killborn]

Yep.

[Clemenza]

My friend's husband is a UPS driver in South Florida. If he had a dime for every time some old Bubbie greeted him in a negligee, he'd be a wealthy man.

[WIladyconservative]

That was my SECOND thought - PULL UP YOUR PANTS!!

(My first thought was he's young enough to be my son!!)

[WIladyconservative]

Handsome men capable of fixing, building, making things, and I ain't talking sex, are a real turn on to most women.

You forgot the most important trait - make me laugh!!

[teenyelliott]

Thanks for the picture of the skinny fourteen year old. ;)

[Larry Lucido]

Why does he have gardening tools in his tool belt?!?

Never know when you're going to run into some thick underbrush.

[aaronbeth]

Why do 'boy' freepers get pic after pic of CZJ,looking great, and 'girl' freepers get ONE pic of a skinny, little boy-looking psuedo-gardener/carpenter? If I didn't hate the ACLU, I'd be calling them to rectify this obvious case of picture discrimination.:)

[JusPasenThru]

The women that manage to get that guy into bed are going to be terribly disappointed. Men (or boys) that look like that are terrible lovers.

Yep. The babes really dig us bald overweight rapidly graying hotties.

Have you seen Hitch yet? It's very funny!

[MeekOneGOP]

hehehe!

[angcat]

I have the urge to give him a cookie. I must be aging!

[Hemingway's Ghost]

"You'll be working at the far end of the house and they'll come in wearing spandex and a belly shirt and say, 'If you need me I'll be in the shower.'

This sounds like the "screenplay" to a cheesy porno movie.

INT - COMFORTABLE SUBURBAN HOUSE - DAY
CANDI, 22, and SINDI, 19, get into bikinis as they prepare to spend an afternoon sunning by the pool. The DOORBELL RINGS.

CANDI
Who can that be?

SINDI
(giggles) I don't know---let's check it out!

The girls answer the front door. NICK, 27, is standing there; his shirt unbuttoned to below his chest, a workbag of tools in his hand.

NICK
Did someone here call for a handiman?

CANDI
We certainly did. Come in!

NICK enters the house. SINDI, holding a glass of iced tea, approaches NICK to introduce herself. She trips, spilling the iced tea on NICK's shirt.

SINDI
Ooops! How clumsy of me! I'm so sorry.

CANDI
We can clean that up for you. Just take off your shirt, and we'll put it in the wash.

NICK pulls off his shirt.

CANDI
Wow, what big muscles you have! You must work out.

SINDI
Mmmm-hmmm.

CANDI
You can't work until your shirt's ready. What are we going to do until then?

CUE WAH-PEDAL-HEAVY FUNK MUSIC (Bwount-cheeky-BWOUNT-bwow)

[SilentServiceCPOWife]

Yep. The babes really dig us bald overweight rapidly graying hotties.

The babes that don't dig those guys don't know what they're missing. I once posted on a thread that I love my husband's belly and that I think it's cute. I got several responses from other women saying that they agreed. The problem for you "graying hotties" is that a lot of you seem to prefer 25 year old blondes with legs that go on forever to 40 year old women with a little extra meat on their bones.

Have you seen Hitch yet? It's very funny!

No, I haven't seen it yet, but I've seen commercials for it and it does look funny.

[justshutupandtakeit]

He means he can get Strange once a week.

[justshutupandtakeit]

Once you go Bubblehead you never go back. :^)

[justshutupandtakeit]

Well there was a shot of KSM posted. He ain't skinny.