Courtesy of carlr
Posted on 02/14/2005 5:12:57 PM PST by PetroniDE
Happy Valentine’s Day Everyone. Hope you picked out a nice gift for your favorite sweatheart(s). If you are male, have a sweatheart, and didn’t get her anything, welcome to the doghouse. Speaking of doghouse, the annual Westminster Kennel Dog Show started today. Since this thread is for cats (and not dogs), time for the kitty pictures. Next week, we will have the first annual FR CAT SHOW (take that doggie). Enjoy.
What – No Valentine’s Day Catnip --- Prepare For Lighting Shock --- Human.
Courtesy of carlr
Hey, Lovebirds --- You Realize That You Are Being Watched !!
Courtesy of mysto
Where Do All These Troll Come From --- Outer Space Perhaps.
Courtesy of MarineBrat 
Viking Kitty Need Earplugs.
Courtesy of Zacs Mom 
It looks like Cleo took up Fred's offer to be her Valentine. 
not my kitty, but still cute as can be
bttt
Time for Atkins. ;-)
LOL! Finbar kinda overdid it, didn't he?
KITTY HAIKUS
You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will show you.
You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail! Behold,
elevator butt.
I need a new toy.
Tail of black dog keeps good time.
Pounce! good dog! good dog!
The rule for today.
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
In deep sleep hear sound
Cat vomit hairball somewhere.
Will find in morning.
Grace personified
I leap into the window
I meant to do that.
Blur of motion, then-
Silence, me, a paper bag
What is so funny?
The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds
Your foot just squashed one.
You're always typing
Well, let's see you ignore my
Sitting on your hands.
My small cardboard box
You cannot see me if I
Can just hide my head.
Terrible battle
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a "term paper"?
Kitty likes plastic
Confuses for litter box
Don't leave tarp around.
Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner.
Want to trim my claws
Don't even think about it!
My yelps will wake the dead.
I want to be close
To you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?
Wanna go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper.
Cat to the rescue!
Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in the bed, then screams!
My claws aren't that sharp....
Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much".
Litter box not there
You must have moved it again
I'll crap in the sink.
The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
time for "Cup Hockey".
We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt?
You can't go to work
The world revolves around me
And I want to play!
LOL..HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!
Those are all beautiful.
OK, so I'm a day late on all of this. ;-)
hehehe....I hoped you'd get a kick out of those.
I had to clean off my monitor after reading the e-mail they arrived in. A mouthful of Coke goes a looooong way in "sticky". LOL!
Thanks. I found the pictures a while ago.
(((((((((((Allegra))))))))))..never too late!
Fun thread!
Dulcie and Finbar's "temporary foster parents" actually sent me that picture in November and it cracked me up. They send a lot of pictures of my babies, but this one is a favorite. I printed it out and it adorns the wall by my desk at work.
Glad you enjoyed those. I looked forward to sharing them with the FR kitty luvvers.
Sent them out in e-mails, too. Too many laughs to not share. :-)
Cats are so funny doing their "road kill" impressions, aren't they? LOL!
Morgan does a pretty good impression. :-)
LOL - this must be something at which the orange ones with Irish names particularly excel. Love it!
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