KITTY HAIKUS
You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will show you.
You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail! Behold,
elevator butt.
I need a new toy.
Tail of black dog keeps good time.
Pounce! good dog! good dog!
The rule for today.
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
In deep sleep hear sound
Cat vomit hairball somewhere.
Will find in morning.
Grace personified
I leap into the window
I meant to do that.
Blur of motion, then-
Silence, me, a paper bag
What is so funny?
The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds
Your foot just squashed one.
You're always typing
Well, let's see you ignore my
Sitting on your hands.
My small cardboard box
You cannot see me if I
Can just hide my head.
Terrible battle
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What's a "term paper"?
Kitty likes plastic
Confuses for litter box
Don't leave tarp around.
Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner.
Want to trim my claws
Don't even think about it!
My yelps will wake the dead.
I want to be close
To you. Can I fit my head
inside your armpit?
Wanna go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
Oh no! Big One
has been trapped by newspaper.
Cat to the rescue!
Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in the bed, then screams!
My claws aren't that sharp....
Cats meow out of angst
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much".
Litter box not there
You must have moved it again
I'll crap in the sink.
The Big Ones snore now
Every room is dark and cold
time for "Cup Hockey".
We're almost equals
I purr to show I love you
Want to smell my butt?
You can't go to work
The world revolves around me
And I want to play!
LOL..HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!
Ah, I see you've met Tigger.
CAT HAIKUS:
Shiny magazines.
So slippery on my paws.
Makes a perfect bed.
Sunlight streams so warm.
Curled up in the glass punch bowl.
Makes my purrs sound soft.
Hiding in the grass.
Watching the small bunny hole.
Toys don't want to play.
Want some tummy rubs!
Yes. It's dark and you're in bed.
That's what you're here for!
Big dumb noisy dog.
Makes noise and scares stuff away.
Hunts should be private!
Soft hands on my fur.
The Pretty One's voice so nice.
Almost like my purr.
Little Pretty One.
Wants to play Dress Up with me.
Not going to happen!
Laundry Day! Hooray!!!
Baskets of warm clothes calling.
Plunge to the bottom!
Jack.
Could break MORE if they had thumbs!