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1 posted on 02/13/2005 12:51:56 PM PST by ambrose
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"I will never buy this brand again, it's finished," vowed Ed."


Really?


2 posted on 02/13/2005 12:53:21 PM PST by cripplecreek (they call me tater.)
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Ithought you were supposed to put the ketchup on your hot dog.
3 posted on 02/13/2005 12:54:22 PM PST by pipecorp (I am, therefore, I think...so, what happens when I'm done thinking ?)
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Heinz. Didn't we hear that she cut off her Kerry?


4 posted on 02/13/2005 12:55:42 PM PST by ProudVet77 (Survivor of the great blizzard of aught five)
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ping.


6 posted on 02/13/2005 12:56:41 PM PST by ambrose (...)
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She calls it her "tomato sauce bottle?" Ewwwwwww


9 posted on 02/13/2005 1:00:29 PM PST by Living Free in NH (o)(o)
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"It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized," she said.

That evaluation didn't take long.
10 posted on 02/13/2005 1:00:35 PM PST by Dallas59 (Bush said the "F" word 27 times January 20th, 2005!)
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Ping.


11 posted on 02/13/2005 1:02:19 PM PST by Springman
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According to Occam's Razor, this story is a cry for attention and fraudulent.
13 posted on 02/13/2005 1:03:34 PM PST by Publius6961 (The most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen, ignorance and stupidity.)
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Wasn't there a similar instance of this happening to someone else, and then it turned out that the "penis" was just mold or something in that shape?


14 posted on 02/13/2005 1:04:04 PM PST by xm177e2 (Stalinists, Maoists, Ba'athists, Pacifists: Why are they always on the same side?)
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The Godegaarden brand ketchup was made in Turkey and distributed in Sweden by the company Axfood.

ROFLMAO!!

Axfood??

This deserves a Just (EWW) Damn bump!!

16 posted on 02/13/2005 1:06:36 PM PST by MamaTexan (I am NOT a *legal entity*!)
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Well, when the Man shakes hands with someone and makes his penis disappear, it has to go somewhere.


17 posted on 02/13/2005 1:08:32 PM PST by ichabod1 (The Spirit of the Lord Hath Left This Place)
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"It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized," she said."

LOL. Medium sized. LOL


18 posted on 02/13/2005 1:09:23 PM PST by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR)
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I guess that prize was better than a plastic 'diamond' ring.


19 posted on 02/13/2005 1:10:47 PM PST by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR)
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"...and distributed in Sweden by the company Axfood"

I think something besides 'food' got 'axed'.

20 posted on 02/13/2005 1:12:08 PM PST by RightOnline
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The Godegaarden brand ketchup was made in Turkey and distributed in Sweden by the company Axfood.

Isn't that a subsidiary of Heinz? ;)
21 posted on 02/13/2005 1:13:18 PM PST by holymoly ("A lot" is TWO words.)
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hehehe


24 posted on 02/13/2005 1:20:35 PM PST by F14 Pilot (Democracy is a process not a product)
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Lacking photographic evidence, this case is lacking!
Could be just a misdirected Vienna Sausage. Teeney Wheeneys in a can!
I have always wondered where the damned things came from.


26 posted on 02/13/2005 1:40:56 PM PST by SWAMPSNIPER
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And I suppose the testicles were in the mustard?


29 posted on 02/13/2005 2:15:02 PM PST by pankot
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This has been a rough month for male genitals, There was the Welshman who cut his jewels off, the Brit who pulled off one of her boyfriends jewels with her bare hands, the cancer patient whose doctor removed the good testicle and left the cancerous one and now this.

I am being very careful for the rest of the month.

33 posted on 02/13/2005 3:21:50 PM PST by muir_redwoods
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"It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized," she said.

She seems to be well acquainted with the artifact, sort of an expert, really.

I'm curious what she did with the damned thing?

From my own perspective, if it fit into a ketchup bottle, I would say the little pecker is quite small.
34 posted on 02/13/2005 3:29:55 PM PST by Beckwith (I know Churchill, and Ward Churchill is no Churchill . . . he ain't an Indian either . . .)
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