Lacking photographic evidence, this case is lacking!
Could be just a misdirected Vienna Sausage. Teeney Wheeneys in a can!
I have always wondered where the damned things came from.
I just realized the full implications of this, and just checked things out, and, it ain't mine!
Could it be that We need serial nunmbers on these things, and a bit of "reasonable" registration?
"It is 11 P.M., do You know where Your Penis is"?