Woman finds penis in tomato sauce bottle

AFP | 2.13.05

[ambrose]

Woman finds penis in tomato sauce bottle

February 13 2005 at 05:50PM

Stockholm - A Swedish woman said on Sunday that she had found a penis in a bottle of ketchup.

Viktoria Ed said she was lucky enough to discover the organ before putting the sauce on her bread rolls, unlike her husband Stefan and their children, Madeleine and Simon.

"It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized," she said.

"It's disgusting. The top of the bottle was intact, as if it had just left the factory. We would like to know how this thing ended up in a ketchup bottle."

The Godegaarden brand ketchup was made in Turkey and distributed in Sweden by the company Axfood. The shop where the ketchup was bought on Friday has thrown out the rest of its stock.

"I will never buy this brand again, it's finished," vowed Ed.

Police have taken the object for analysis. - Sapa-AFP

[holymoly]

The Godegaarden brand ketchup was made in Turkey and distributed in Sweden by the company Axfood.

Isn't that a subsidiary of Heinz? ;)

[SE Mom]

I can't believe I'm even reading this...I keep looking for the P line...(smirk)

[Enterprise]

Seems fishy to me too.

[F14 Pilot]

hehehe

[kenth]

I'll leave it to you to decypher this fragment:

"before putting the sauce on her bread rolls"

[SWAMPSNIPER]

Lacking photographic evidence, this case is lacking!
Could be just a misdirected Vienna Sausage. Teeney Wheeneys in a can!
I have always wondered where the damned things came from.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

I just realized the full implications of this, and just checked things out, and, it ain't mine!
Could it be that We need serial nunmbers on these things, and a bit of "reasonable" registration?
"It is 11 P.M., do You know where Your Penis is"?

[Joann37]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

[pankot]

And I suppose the testicles were in the mustard?

[Cold Heat]

Probably a piece of gasket, or rubber from the processing equipment.Perhaps a piece of vegetation.

If it were a wiener, it would not likely be recognizable as such. Once disconnected, they sorta look deflated.

[Conservatrix]

Not exactly medium-sized but one might get a little confused in the heat of excitement....

[nuconvert]

LOL

[muir_redwoods]

This has been a rough month for male genitals, There was the Welshman who cut his jewels off, the Brit who pulled off one of her boyfriends jewels with her bare hands, the cancer patient whose doctor removed the good testicle and left the cancerous one and now this.

I am being very careful for the rest of the month.

[Beckwith]

"It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized," she said.

She seems to be well acquainted with the artifact, sort of an expert, really.

I'm curious what she did with the damned thing?

From my own perspective, if it fit into a ketchup bottle, I would say the little pecker is quite small.

[ViLaLuz]

Woman finds penis in tomato sauce bottle

Was it cocktail sauce?

[Osage Orange]

BAAWAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...!! ROFLOL!!!!!

[Osage Orange]

Once disconnected, they sorta look deflated.

And you have experience in this matter?

[Cold Heat]

Yeah, saw some carnage in my younger days.

[Osage Orange]

Sorry about that........

I've worked in a few trauma units....I've seen some gruesome stuff, some odd stuff, and some funny stuff...But I've never seen that. Don't want to either.

FRegards,

[Cold Heat]

Yes, I question her ability to ID the part without medical knowledge. That is why I think it was a penis shaped something or another that got into the sauce.

I guess that would indeed be cocktail sauce.