Actor Tom Sizemore fails drug test with fake penis

yahoo ^ | 2/11/05

[finnman69]

too funny, you cant make this stuff up

[GeronL]

didn't this guy support Bush? weird.

[finnman69]

http://www.thewhizzinator.com/

[ScottFromSpokane]

Carney said the ruse was revealed when the temperature of the sample proved too cool to have come from Sizemore's body....

Hey, this urine registers as Sinatra! I know for a fact Sizemore's a Joey Bishop, or maybe Peter Lawford!

[freebilly]

Actor Tom Sizemore fails drug test with fake penis

Must have been a piss/fail exam....

[KoRn]

ROFLMAO!!

I would just love to see the footage from the cam in the testing room HAHAHA!!

[EagleUSA]

You have to hand it to the guy -- it was a brilliant try!!! A fake crank loaded with someone elses urine? Would it have been great if the urine donor had been a heroin junkie!?

Gotcha!!!

[KoRn]

Also, don't forget about the trip to the adult toy store!

[PeanutbutterandJellybean]

Whizzinator? You mean someone actually invented this to enable drug addicts to get negative results? I hope there is a money back guarantee. Sizemore should get his money back.

[randog]

So much for their "undetectable and fool-proof" claim.

[austinaero]

Maybe he should sue the Whizzinator company,,,,recoup his,,,

ehrr,

losses.....

Now he's really going to have to go without the meth,,,,,

[Dallas59]

Tom Sizemore

[Eva]

That's a riot. I had no idea that such a thing existed.

[austinaero]

so, the "product" was too cold?

Must have been the "Hillary" model.......

[Happygal]

He starred in Saving Private Ryan Storing Privates Urine?

[BipolarBob]

He should NOT get his money back. He failed to read the instructions. It comes with a 8-hr. heat pad to simulate body temperature and apparently he didn't use it correctly.

[speed_addiction]

This is a perfect place for one of my prison stories. I did the last few months of my stint in a federal prison camp. It was pretty open and laid back after the places I had been incarcerated before. We had gotten a new Lt. at the camp and an interim Administrator who was a real bitch. While you are completely strip searched in higher level prisons after a visit, in a camp it is rare. Well the new Lt. and Admin decided to institute stip searches at the camp. A girlfriend was going to visit me and I asked her to bring a huge, HUGE prostetic penis. Like the one the actor used in Boogie Nights.

This thing had hair on it and everything. I stuffed it in my shirt went to the bathroom and "installed" it. When the visit was over I was taken to a room next to the visiting room for a strip search. When I dropped my pants the guard let out an audible "Woah!"

The next day we had two female officers in the visiting room and out of the corner of my eye I saw one pointing me out to the other one and then holding her hands about a foot apart.
The look of surprise and curiosity (?) in the other guard's face was priceless. I laugh about it even now.

[Happygal]

Wow, a bloke with a fake penis sown into his pants.

I bet the girls loved him! ;-)

[sweetliberty]

Ping!

The scary thing is that I knew such a thing existed.

[null and void]

OoooooooooooKAY!