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1 posted on 02/09/2005 6:33:06 PM PST by Quick_Rod
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Do something bad, tell someone off, post a crude picture.

Be a responsible person and control your addiction.

24 posted on 02/09/2005 6:40:01 PM PST by Rightly Biased (I believe If you can't say something good about somebody your probably talking about Hillary Clinton)
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One hand tapping on head, one hand inscribing circles on your stomach, hopping on one foot turn around ten times and ask Gunga Jim to release you.


26 posted on 02/09/2005 6:41:34 PM PST by jwalsh07
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You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.


27 posted on 02/09/2005 6:41:42 PM PST by gg188
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To: Quick_Rod

You should quit those porn sites instead. FReepin' is way better for you. Plus, Republican chicks are HOT!


28 posted on 02/09/2005 6:41:55 PM PST by Doohickey ("This is a hard and dirty war, but when it's over, nothing will ever be too difficult again.”)
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You could just stop posting..


29 posted on 02/09/2005 6:42:09 PM PST by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
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First, try cutting off all of your fingers. If that doesn't work, put on a pair of high heeled red strappy sandals, a potato sack, a pink bonnet and walk around the outside of your house 3 times, but only during a heavy down pour while singing, "I'm So Pretty", from West Side Story . After that, go to your front porch and jump straight up in the air, as high as you possibly can for each year that you've been alive. If it still doesn't work, let me know and I will tell you where to wire the funds to have it fixed permanently.
31 posted on 02/09/2005 6:42:41 PM PST by jennyjenny
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just walk away..


32 posted on 02/09/2005 6:42:41 PM PST by herewego (based on a true story)
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Oh no! A Freepacide. I suggest a treatment plan of DU overload. Then, you will come crawling back and ask how you could delete this post.


34 posted on 02/09/2005 6:43:10 PM PST by kdot
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Go to your home page. (Click on "more..." in the top right hand corner, then scroll down a little for the "home page" link.)

When your complete home page is showing on your computer screen, take a 16 ounce ball peen computer adjusting tool (available at hardware stores, auto parts stores and Wal Mart) and pound on the computer screen until your home page is gone.


38 posted on 02/09/2005 6:44:23 PM PST by KrisKrinkle
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Laz, Dog, Neets, your assistance is needed over here.....


39 posted on 02/09/2005 6:44:40 PM PST by b4its2late (Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.)
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Rod, aren't you spending a lot of time online now reading this?


41 posted on 02/09/2005 6:45:44 PM PST by Cindy
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Blow up your computer!

44 posted on 02/09/2005 6:46:27 PM PST by airborne (Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close to You and safely in Your arms.)
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You must fill out Form 283, have it notarized, get letters from two registered voters, and submit it to FreeRepublic LLC with a $20 money order.


45 posted on 02/09/2005 6:47:00 PM PST by doug from upland (I would trust Stevie Wonder to give me a ride before I'd trust Ted Kennedy)
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Blow up your computer!

46 posted on 02/09/2005 6:47:01 PM PST by airborne (Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close to You and safely in Your arms.)
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It's called "Will Power".


52 posted on 02/09/2005 6:49:25 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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Just disconnect the net and stand down, you need a little self control.


57 posted on 02/09/2005 6:51:44 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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58 posted on 02/09/2005 6:53:03 PM PST by cripplecreek (they call me tater.)
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Post porn.


61 posted on 02/09/2005 6:54:51 PM PST by Lazamataz (Proudly Posting Without Reading the Article Since 1999!)
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I don't care if you get banned or not, I just want to see the porn.


62 posted on 02/09/2005 6:55:17 PM PST by Lazamataz (Proudly Posting Without Reading the Article Since 1999!)
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Do you still have the box your computer came in?


67 posted on 02/09/2005 6:58:26 PM PST by Rightly Biased (I believe If you can't say something good about somebody your probably talking about Hillary Clinton)
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