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What is your favorite Conspiracy Theory?
Nitro

Posted on 02/07/2005 1:36:59 AM PST by Nitro

Just for fun...

what is your favorite "Conspiracy Theory?"

I read them as fiction, but some of them must be true.


TOPICS: Conspiracy
KEYWORDS: area51; bluebook; callingartbell; conspriacy; jbs; ufo; usaf
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To: Nitro

There is no Conspiracy.

Move along.


121 posted on 02/07/2005 9:25:01 AM PST by PoorMuttly (Let Freedom PING)
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To: tiamat
Dale Gribble [lighting cigarette]:

I have no knowledge of any conspiracies; and if I did, I would be careful not to divulge it on the Internet, where a government agency might be listening [looks around suspiciously]. In particular, I have no knowledge of any conspiracy involving an Air Force cover-up of a UFO landing in Arlen, Texas on the evening of 2/6/2005 in the backyard of one H. Hill. I accept the official explanation that it was probably a frisbee thrown by Mr. Hill's son, amplified by the optical illusory effect of propane gas leaking from a defective grill. Whether the gas was actually propane or a military experiment with a highly advanced hallucinogen developed from stores of Nazi nerve gas smuggled out of Iraq without the knowledge of the American public as part of a larger covert operation in mind-control technology, I refuse to speculate.

122 posted on 02/07/2005 9:53:26 AM PST by Fedora
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To: Nitro; HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity; tiamat; atomic conspiracy; preacher; Jet Jaguar; ...
The so-called "Itsonlikedonkeykong" character, along with "The Scourge of Yazid", and "Do not dub me shapka broham", are in fact...THE SAME INDIVIDUAL, OPERATING UNDER DIFFERENT GUISES!!!

(Astonished Smiley.)

-good times, G.J.P.(Jr.)

123 posted on 02/07/2005 10:20:00 AM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham ("There is some sugar...It's harder in the case of fires. The tariffs are too high!")
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To: Fedora

LOL!

See?

I knew you'd be good at this...


124 posted on 02/07/2005 10:21:06 AM PST by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

Who knew and when did they know? Bush's fault.


125 posted on 02/07/2005 10:21:38 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Naked Mole Rats have feelings too. Be nice to them.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

I really wonder why you want to make us belief that? Are you one of THEM?


126 posted on 02/07/2005 10:21:48 AM PST by floridarolf
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

GASP!

You're kidding!


127 posted on 02/07/2005 10:22:09 AM PST by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

LOL!


Oh wait.. Mod's already got me in this thread..
Whoops.
*Amnesia ray*


128 posted on 02/07/2005 10:22:21 AM PST by Darksheare ("Cast off your amazing human ruse and show them our mighty robot form!" - but I'm a ghost!)
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To: _katie_scarlet

But you can't prove the opposite and the oil companies have a motive...


129 posted on 02/07/2005 10:25:09 AM PST by floridarolf
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To: floridarolf

Believe what and one of whom? If you don't know the poster I was replying too and his circumstances, neither his post or mine make sense.


130 posted on 02/07/2005 10:27:16 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Naked Mole Rats have feelings too. Be nice to them.)
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To: Nitro

In Spiegel Online they write today that the popes message from the window of his hospital could have been pre-recorded. He was't live but on playback. Made me think of that old film "a weekend with bernie's"...


131 posted on 02/07/2005 10:29:03 AM PST by floridarolf
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To: international american
I spent mine on more acquisitions.
132 posted on 02/07/2005 10:32:20 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Naked Mole Rats have feelings too. Be nice to them.)
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To: Fedora

Just on the side, I really do not know why Hank hasn't pounded Dale into jelly by now...

He's certainly had motive!


133 posted on 02/07/2005 10:40:53 AM PST by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: floridarolf; Conspiracy Guy; tiamat; Darksheare; albertp
WEEKEND AT TEDDY'S:

He Only Looks Dead.

134 posted on 02/07/2005 10:51:06 AM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham ("There is some sugar...It's harder in the case of fires. The tariffs are too high!")
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To: Nitro

My favorite?

Greenwich Time is a Lie

Your midday is someone else's midnight, someone else's sundown and even someone else's sunup. Do you know that time is a simultaneous 4 corner square that rotates to a 4 day time cube within 1 - 24 hour rotation of Earth? You are educated stupid and unable to know Nature's 4-Day Time Cube Creation.
* * * * * *
Earth has 4 simultaneous Days
within only 1 rotation. Losing 3
Days in each Earth rotation has
retarded your mentality to stupid
and an education of Evil. You do
not have the mind or education
to envision Nature's Time Cube.
* * * * * *
You are probably brainwashed, indoctrinated, educated stupid and cannot comprehend Nature's Harmonic Simultaneous 4-Day
Perpetual Time Cube Creation.

When the Sun shines upon Earth, 2 - major Time points are created on opposite sides of Earth - known as Midday and Midnight. Where the 2 major Time forces join, synergy
creates 2 new minorTime points we recognize as Sunup and Sundown.

The 4-equidistant Time points can be considered as Time Square imprinted upon the circle of Earth. In a single
rotation of the Earth sphere, each Time corner point rotates through the other 3-corner Time points, thus creating 16 corners, 96 hours and 4-simultaneous 24 hour Days within
a single rotation of Earth - equated to a Higher Order of Life Time Cube.
Ignorance of the Time Cube is evil.
* * * * * *
http://www.timecube.com/

Ah. Good old Dr. Gene Ray. Oh, and the guy pretending to be Paul McCartney was on the Superbowl last night.


135 posted on 02/07/2005 10:51:38 AM PST by Starter (It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

But how does he smell?


136 posted on 02/07/2005 10:57:09 AM PST by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Recovering_Democrat
The Democrat and Republican parties are the same thing. No difference between the two.

I never saw anyone say there was no difference, but perhaps there have been some.

The truth is, they agree on more than they disagree on. Most of the differences are in scope and detail, not fundamentals.

137 posted on 02/07/2005 11:01:05 AM PST by Protagoras (Putting government in charge of morality is like putting pedophiles in charge of children.)
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To: Jet Jaguar
TWA Flight 800

I second that nomination. For runner-up I nominate the Oklahoma City bombing having Middle Eastern assistance.

138 posted on 02/07/2005 11:08:55 AM PST by 6ppc
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To: Nitro
What is your favorite Conspiracy Theory?

Intelligent Design.

139 posted on 02/07/2005 11:30:23 AM PST by DoctorMichael (The Fourth Estate is a Fifth Column!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

LOL!!

His boat ends up on land, and his car ends up under water.


140 posted on 02/07/2005 11:30:40 AM PST by Darksheare ("Cast off your amazing human ruse and show them our mighty robot form!" - but I'm a ghost!)
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