[Snardius]

When I can feel him trying to match me, that is something else.

Maybe next he can teach you to lick your balls...

[freebilly]

OMG!!! I spit tea all over the monitor!

[A CA Guy]

If the dog bites, then you are BOTH neutered.

[beaver fever]

"Maybe next he can teach you to lick your balls..."

Two guys were walking along and passed a dog lickin its balls.

One guy turns to his friend and says, "Gee I wish I could do that."

His friend says, "Go ahead. But I suggest you pet him first."