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Dogs & breathing
February 5, 2005 | self / vanity

Posted on 02/04/2005 10:20:12 PM PST by The Other Harry

My dog and I are so close that it amazes me.

One thing we sometimes do is to synchronize breathing. This is complicated, but it isn't. It's very basic.

If I recall correctly (which I'm sure I don't), people breathe at a rate of about 70 per minute; dogs breathe at a rate of about 120. Almost twice.

For us to synch, I need to speed up and he needs to slow down.

We have gotten this right a couple times. It doesn't happen often. It's much like sex.

What is interesting, however, is the attempt. When I can feel him trying to match me, that is something else.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: bestiality; bowwowwow; carpetbuttdragger; dogman2close; mansbestfriend; mydogandme
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1 posted on 02/04/2005 10:20:12 PM PST by The Other Harry
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To: The Other Harry

Hey, pass that joint over here.


2 posted on 02/04/2005 10:22:04 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: The Other Harry

This is pretty freakin' strange even for a freakin' vanity....


3 posted on 02/04/2005 10:22:59 PM PST by freebilly
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To: The Other Harry
Did the earth move for you, too...?

Bow Wow Wow!!!

4 posted on 02/04/2005 10:24:12 PM PST by freebilly
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To: The Other Harry
When I can feel him trying to match me, that is something else.

Maybe next he can teach you to lick your balls...

5 posted on 02/04/2005 10:24:35 PM PST by Snardius
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To: HairOfTheDog

ping


6 posted on 02/04/2005 10:25:37 PM PST by The Other Harry
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To: Snardius

OMG!!! I spit tea all over the monitor!


7 posted on 02/04/2005 10:25:40 PM PST by freebilly
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To: The Other Harry

Do you also drool? Does your tongue hang out? Do you have a cold, wet nose?


8 posted on 02/04/2005 10:30:41 PM PST by dr_who_2
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To: The Other Harry
We have gotten this right a couple times. It doesn't happen often. It's much like sex.

Huh?

9 posted on 02/04/2005 10:33:55 PM PST by Kramster ("Quit pickin' your nose!--Do you know where that finger's been?")
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To: Snardius

If the dog bites, then you are BOTH neutered.


10 posted on 02/04/2005 10:34:20 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: The Other Harry

And they called it puppy love.....
11 posted on 02/04/2005 10:36:35 PM PST by hole_n_one
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To: The Other Harry
It's much like sex.

How do you know he's breathing with you when he's behind you like that...?

12 posted on 02/04/2005 10:36:51 PM PST by Snardius
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To: Snardius
It's much like sex.

Have you had his nails trimmed yet?

13 posted on 02/04/2005 10:37:46 PM PST by Snardius
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To: The Other Harry

Synchronise breathing?

Put a tank on him...and go scuba diving with him...see if he'll share a tank with you, or doggy paddle to the surface.
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14 posted on 02/04/2005 10:41:31 PM PST by Happygal (liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
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To: hole_n_one

LOL!


15 posted on 02/04/2005 10:44:36 PM PST by Kramster ("Quit pickin' your nose!--Do you know where that finger's been?")
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To: The Other Harry
It's much like sex?????

Do you know that first-hand? poor dog..lol

16 posted on 02/04/2005 10:55:15 PM PST by GeronL (2-7-72 is my birthday, in lieu of gifts, just send me cash)
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To: The Other Harry

Thanks for sharing that, now we'll never be able to forget it...


17 posted on 02/04/2005 10:57:40 PM PST by GeronL (2-7-72 is my birthday, in lieu of gifts, just send me cash)
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To: The Other Harry

Your profile page says "There is a little democrat in me"

How much?


18 posted on 02/04/2005 11:09:16 PM PST by trussell (I Never Frown, even when I am sad, because I never know who is falling in love with my Smile!!!)
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To: The Other Harry

I sense something is terribly wrong here. Please put the dog down and step to the curb.


19 posted on 02/04/2005 11:17:09 PM PST by PFKEY
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To: The Other Harry; trussell
"There is a little democrat in me"

Is that his name, or his breed?

20 posted on 02/04/2005 11:44:39 PM PST by BykrBayb (5 minutes of prayer for Terri, every day at 11 am EDT, until she's safe. http://www.terrisfight.org)
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