Posted on 02/02/2005 10:03:14 PM PST by Duke Nukum
'Iraq Elections a Fraud' Claim Democrats
Washington D.C. Congressional Democrats today claimed Sunday's historic elections in Iraq were "a cheap piece of theater staged on the same sets used to fake the moon landings!" Senator Edward "the swimmer" Kennedy (D-MA) charged that Karl Rove, along with unnamed Hollywood conservative actors, producers and directors, dusted off the old moon landing sound stages at White Sands NM that Rove used back in 1968 to fake the first moon landing.
When reached for comment Rove claimed, "I don't know what the Hell they're barking about, but then I believe the moon landings were real, that President Bush won Florida in 2000 and Ohio in 2004, though I remain skeptical that Wisconsin and New Hampshire actually going to Kerry."
Senator Kennedy was later found wandering around the Senate chamber wearing only boxers and a tee with a bottle of bourbon muttering something about needing a waitress sandwich. A near naked woman, claiming to be the Senator's niece later came and led the senator back to his offices.
Senator Kennedy was later found wandering around the Senate chamber wearing only boxers and a tee with a bottle of bourbon muttering something about needing a waitress sandwich. A near naked woman, claiming to be the Senator's niece later came and led the senator back to his offices.
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I don't care who you are that's FUNNY!!
Yes. Funny and probably truer than you think!
If it is possible to drink yourself to death,why is TED still around spewing hung-over rhetoric
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