Posted on 02/01/2005 6:15:51 AM PST by Still in Denial
Lara Flyn Boyle Accused Of Stripping Naked On Flight To London January 31, 2005, 6:45:30 Lara Flynn Boyle
FLYNN BOYLE'S 'SCANDALOUS NUDE FLIGHT'
Movie beauty LARA FLYNN BOYLE has been accused of stripping nude and trying to seduce a fellow passenger during a recent first-class flight to London.
Passengers claim the MEN IN BLACK 2 star started behaving strangely halfway through the ten-hour British Airways journey from Los Angeles to the capital's Heathrow Airport. But they were stunned when she stripped off her clothes and tried to climb into the bed of a sleeping stranger, reports British newspaper THE MAIL ON SUNDAY.
Flynn Boyle's publicist SARAH CULLIVER says, "It genuinely is completely inconsistent with her character and behaviour." ** Lara Flynn Boyle Article Continues Below ** Click here to find out more! ** The Lara Flynn Boyle article continues now **
A BRITISH AIRWAYS spokeswoman confirms, "First-class passengers on board Flight BA 282 from Los Angeles to Heathrow reported that a female passenger in the cabin was behaving strangely."
A shocked witness adds, "People recognised she was Lara Flynn Boyle and saw her popping pills on board early in the flight. "She was starkers, woke a passenger up, tried to get into bed with him, pulled open the blind and said, 'We're landing, get your clothes on,' even though we were more than four hours away from London."
Interesting, thanks.
Man I wish I was on that flight. I woulda been laughing my ass off!!
34?! She looks like she's pushing 50 in some of those pictures.
Oh, that was you....
Ambien? I took one of those once, and found out it's a hallucinogenic. Thirty minutes after taking it, it was like there was a party - that I could hear at least - going on in the room. I knew it wasn't real, but I still couldn't NOT react to some of the more rude party guests. Visually I was seeing psychedelic patterns
I thought maybe it was just me, so I did some searching on the internet - and came up with hundreds of accounts of hallucinogenic behavior while on Ambien.
(Hence, I'm going to take 3 or so Ambien on my next 14 hour plane-ride to Asia.... :^)
Joey: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
Roger Murdock: I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
Joey: You are Kareem. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.
Roger Murdock: I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence?
Captain Oveur: Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here.
Roger Murdock: But just remember, my name is ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot.
Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.
Roger Murdock: The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.
...and what else might have been in your system when you swallowed the Ambien? While many centrally-acting agents can (rarely) cause hallucinations, most unusual for Ambien. But, for you, a cheap party pill...just do not run the combine when you take it.
Gross.
Well, typical for me, I'd stayed up until about 3 am getting ready to go thinking I'd just sleep on the first leg of the flight like I always do. I didn't sleep this time! I was thinking it may be the only time I ever fly First Class so I'm gonna enjoy it! It was very nice. I moved over to the window seat, then an older couple came on board at the last minute. They had to split up because there were only two seats left. I offered to move so they could sit together, but the lady couldn't get her husband's attention, since he'd already gone ahead to the row on the other side. Then she said, "Oh that's all right, I'm sure you're more interesting to talk to, any way." LOL! We had the best time chatting and laughing on that flight. When it was over, a lady behind us leaned over and asked "What were you two laughing about the whole flight? Agnes just answered " That's our business, isn't it"?
It was a fun flight.
LOL...but you always pull my finger!
When's her next flight?
Check it bleed!
'Bro was on didn't trip but the folks was freakin' and the pilot was laid the the bone holmes, so 'bro hammerd out and jammed and laid that suka side the runway like a mutha.
Sheet!
I really think Sanofi-Synthelabo (the makers of Ambien) are going to have to pony up to this, as it is just plain dangerous for patients to NOT know about this effect.
(By the way, why do they call water pills "water pills", when in reality they should be called "urine pills"? Water has nothing to do with them....)
Is Jack Nicholson still her boyfriend? - The woman looks positively anorexic, or sick with some parasite or the other. This is the kind of thing that makes our little girls think they are fat and unacceptable, when it is really the Hollywood ideal taken to the Outer Limits of the Twilight Zone. Lara, either have that cheeseburger, fries and Coca Cola and strawberry shortcake or see a specialist, which ever applies.
Yes, but they slip off...
British Airways Business and First class have neat sleep pods and a decent selection of fine single malts, then a place to shower and change when you land. A mighty good way to travel.
Oh, all engineers do that at least once in their lives...
Well, none of the others should have added to the hallucinatory potential of Ambien. Tens of millions of people have taken Ambien...side effects happen, no question.
I've been skinnier than that, but not by much, and believe me -- it ain't comfortable. There's no way to lie down that some bone isn't knocking against some other bone.
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