Posted on 02/01/2005 6:15:51 AM PST by Still in Denial
Lara Flyn Boyle Accused Of Stripping Naked On Flight To London January 31, 2005, 6:45:30 Lara Flynn Boyle
FLYNN BOYLE'S 'SCANDALOUS NUDE FLIGHT'
Movie beauty LARA FLYNN BOYLE has been accused of stripping nude and trying to seduce a fellow passenger during a recent first-class flight to London.
Passengers claim the MEN IN BLACK 2 star started behaving strangely halfway through the ten-hour British Airways journey from Los Angeles to the capital's Heathrow Airport. But they were stunned when she stripped off her clothes and tried to climb into the bed of a sleeping stranger, reports British newspaper THE MAIL ON SUNDAY.
Flynn Boyle's publicist SARAH CULLIVER says, "It genuinely is completely inconsistent with her character and behaviour." ** Lara Flynn Boyle Article Continues Below ** Click here to find out more! ** The Lara Flynn Boyle article continues now **
A BRITISH AIRWAYS spokeswoman confirms, "First-class passengers on board Flight BA 282 from Los Angeles to Heathrow reported that a female passenger in the cabin was behaving strangely."
A shocked witness adds, "People recognised she was Lara Flynn Boyle and saw her popping pills on board early in the flight. "She was starkers, woke a passenger up, tried to get into bed with him, pulled open the blind and said, 'We're landing, get your clothes on,' even though we were more than four hours away from London."
Shhhh!
I had a hell of a time sleeping on a flight to New Zealand 18 months ago. I'm going to try this the next time I fly. If I forget, I don't care. The movies are terrible anyway.
I tore open the headphones bag, as is customary in Coach. I did not realize that there was a ziplock on the other end of the bag.
I had no idea what to do when they handed me that heated up, damp washcloth.
Now I know what was to follow if I had passed the first two phases of The Test in first class.
Skymall rules.
(first class has beds?)
Gotta love that multi-purpose word "starkers" here... Stark nekkid and stark raving mad.
In the event of a water landing, Miss Boyle will need to hang onto someone with a bit of fat under his skin while we all swim the 1500 miles to shore.
Women who are unnaturally skinny have their breasts kinda deflate like that. She looks too young for the normal gravity droop, so I'd wager there's a amphetamine thing going on here.
"Movie beauty LARA FLYNN BOYLE..."
Beauty?!?!?!
Me thinks not! Scary-looking mutant chick - maybe.
But beauty? Not by what I'd call a reasonable standard.
You're supposed to drop your trousers and hold it between your ass cheeks.
At least that's what I do.
You are correct--he was a neurologist who flew to London for a meeting and did not know where he was or why he was there when he got off the flight. I would strongly recommend Ambien for a sleeping pill...works great and is safer than the benzos.
Drug induced emaciation.
Good screen name.
Once upon a time in a galaxy far away, airlines even gave you those in coach. That was when people used to come off of packed airplanes saying "Man! That was a cattle car!" because they weren't used to it.
I fly quite often. How come there are never any naked babes on MY fights! It's not fair...
She says, "I'm Irish Catholic, so a Democrat by blood. But I'm 100 per cent for Bush. I want my president to be like my agent: not afraid of people, but wants my best interest." And a Bush spokesman has welcomed the news, telling Us Weekly,
"If she's amenable, obviously we would try to find something interesting and useful for her to do."
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001223/news
20th May 2004
She's not smart enough to be endorsing anyone.
Didn't she support Bush in '04? Maybe a plot to get back at her.
She obviously has the morals of an alley cat in heat and thus, eligible to RUN the DNC!
Duty? . . . What duty?
Oh, there's duty!
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