Posted on 02/01/2005 6:15:51 AM PST by Still in Denial
Lara Flyn Boyle Accused Of Stripping Naked On Flight To London January 31, 2005, 6:45:30 Lara Flynn Boyle
FLYNN BOYLE'S 'SCANDALOUS NUDE FLIGHT'
Movie beauty LARA FLYNN BOYLE has been accused of stripping nude and trying to seduce a fellow passenger during a recent first-class flight to London.
Passengers claim the MEN IN BLACK 2 star started behaving strangely halfway through the ten-hour British Airways journey from Los Angeles to the capital's Heathrow Airport. But they were stunned when she stripped off her clothes and tried to climb into the bed of a sleeping stranger, reports British newspaper THE MAIL ON SUNDAY.
Flynn Boyle's publicist SARAH CULLIVER says, "It genuinely is completely inconsistent with her character and behaviour." ** Lara Flynn Boyle Article Continues Below ** Click here to find out more! ** The Lara Flynn Boyle article continues now **
A BRITISH AIRWAYS spokeswoman confirms, "First-class passengers on board Flight BA 282 from Los Angeles to Heathrow reported that a female passenger in the cabin was behaving strangely."
A shocked witness adds, "People recognised she was Lara Flynn Boyle and saw her popping pills on board early in the flight. "She was starkers, woke a passenger up, tried to get into bed with him, pulled open the blind and said, 'We're landing, get your clothes on,' even though we were more than four hours away from London."
Then the pilot said, "I CAN'T FLY THE PLANE WITH YOU WAVING THAT IN MY FACE!"
Try that in a middle seat on Southwest and you'd be crippled for life. Still, it would be better than reading Skymall.
Just damn.
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She looks like a Tootsie Roll Lollipop in that photo.
Everyone knows it was the man's fault, not Laras.Just because he was sleeping, does not mean he didn't assault her, you know. He probably dreamed about her, and that is more than enough to make him the perpetrator here.
(just using the feminists logic here, guys...)
DON' YOU BE DISSIN' SKYMALL, NOW!
The unidentified male passenger whom Ms Flyn Boyle tried to shag remarked to reporters at Heathrow airport...
"I knew British Airways in flight service was good but I never expected...."
"tried to climb into the bed of a sleeping stranger"
Gee, the poor guy.
I bet she took benzodiazepines to be able to sleep on the flight and mixed in a little alcohol. People will do strange things on that combination.
great - now that shes in London, I'll never get that old rent money she owed me
The captain has turned off the "No Sex" sign. You are free to move about the cabin.
...and they will often forget what they did!
bloody hell, she looks like my missus in that picture!
ok, everyone knows the routine. PHOTOS????????
/pseudo-philosophical rant
LOL
What I'd give to be that scrawny!! My husband would just freak out! He'd probably tape my picture to his forehead and wear it to work and say "look here, Guys"!! LOL
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