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ZOT! - show me the jobs

Posted on 01/30/2005 4:04:36 PM PST by chris_mueller

I keep hearing from different people that the economy is getting better but everywhere I go, I cant find any jobs! I been unemployed for about seven months. I was fired from mcdonalds because I couldnt cook very good or fast enough. Ive tried getting jobs in different places. I tried applying for work as a janitor, a waiter, a secretary, a housecleaner, a bricklayer, a carpenter ETC. I cant get anywhere and I dunno why? Where are the jobs? How can I get a job fast? I have a highschool diploma and three years of college. I could really use some help.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ainttryinhardenough; economy; firedfrommcdonalds; gobacktocollege; greeter; homeless; jjfate; jobs; johnmartineu; loser; loserseeksjob; mczot; money; nancyboy; nerd; newbie; noskillsatall; turnpagepaper; welcometowalmart; whhhhaaaaaaaa; whowoouldhireyou; zot
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To: chris_mueller

Step away from the fry machine
81 posted on 01/31/2005 9:57:23 AM PST by jriemer (We are a Republic not a Democracy)
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To: TheBrotherhood

Come to Northwest Arkansas. Employers will throw job offers in your car if you drive through with your windows down.


82 posted on 01/31/2005 10:11:53 AM PST by OSHA (WOW! I just thought of the absolute greatest ever tag line but I don't think there is enough roo)
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To: Tax-chick; Sleepy; sheep; Bahbah; Blacksheep; dream; sandman; King Prout; Darksheare; cyborg
:)

(Sleep-deprived Smiley.)

-good times, G.J.P.(Jr.)

83 posted on 01/31/2005 10:34:25 AM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham (Beware the wrath of the Bolivarian Bucket-head Brigades.)
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To: chris_mueller
this is tooooooo funny! LOL!

Chris? Weren't you once called JJ? Maybe your name was John Martineu?

I guess part of the problem is being fired from McDonald's. I mean who would want to hire someone who cant even hold a job at McDonald's! I certainly wouldn't hire you to clean puke from the toilets if you were the last unemployed person/thing on the planet!

First of all, et yourself a good resume. Try Googling some advice from voc instructors and download some resume building software. They also sell them at Staples and Walmart for nine dollars.

Second: don't make any mention that you ever worked for McDonald's. I used to work for McDonald's and the only time anyone ever got fired was for being obscene or talking back at the manager. Nobody will ever hire you. Say you worked somewhere else instead.

Third: go around town, take a walk. Look in all the storefronts, offices ETC. and inquire if they are hiring. Drive or take a bus to another town if necessary. I recommend looking in towns within an hour from where you live. Don't visit anywhere you posted a resume that you were fired from McDonald's. They will know already. You may want to change your name again and maybe move to another town. It's hard I know but don't worry. You'll make it somehow... I guess.

84 posted on 01/31/2005 10:47:38 AM PST by 4wthit
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To: chris_mueller

Bump for the evening crew!


85 posted on 01/31/2005 10:49:19 AM PST by 4wthit
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

I thought sleep deprived smiley was :}
Wait.. that's the "twisted" smiley.
Nevermind.
*Chuckle*


86 posted on 01/31/2005 10:52:01 AM PST by Darksheare (My leg was broken, so I splinted it with my own femur!!)
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To: Tax-chick; Do not dub me shapka broham

Unfortunately for Scourge and myself, we both think this kind of stuff up naturally regardless of sleep state.

The only effect lack of sleep has is in the amount of weirdness and surreality it has in it.


87 posted on 01/31/2005 10:53:28 AM PST by Darksheare (My leg was broken, so I splinted it with my own femur!!)
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To: chris_mueller
I was fired from mcdonalds because I couldnt cook very good or fast enough...I have a highschool diploma and three years of college.

You need 4 yrs of college to work at McDonalds, Einstein. Now gets back to school and gets dat diploma!!!

88 posted on 01/31/2005 10:56:05 AM PST by Nonstatist
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To: Darksheare

I'll pray for you guys.


89 posted on 01/31/2005 10:56:31 AM PST by Tax-chick (Some people say that Life is the thing, but I prefer reading.)
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To: Tax-chick

Thanks.
We need all the prayer we can get.


90 posted on 01/31/2005 10:57:07 AM PST by Darksheare (My leg was broken, so I splinted it with my own femur!!)
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To: chris_mueller; MeekOneGOP

91 posted on 01/31/2005 10:59:04 AM PST by Republican Wildcat
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To: Tax-chick; Darksheare; Keith in Iowa; muir_redwoods; Neets; Budge; Zavien Doombringer; Hi Heels
Does FR have an "insomniacs prayer circle?"

:)

-good times, G.J.P.(Jr.)

92 posted on 01/31/2005 11:01:38 AM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham (Beware the wrath of the Bolivarian Bucket-head Brigades.)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

I think it does, in a roundabout sort of way.


93 posted on 01/31/2005 11:03:22 AM PST by Darksheare (My leg was broken, so I splinted it with my own femur!!)
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To: chris_mueller


94 posted on 01/31/2005 11:13:19 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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To: Keith in Iowa; CouncilofTrent; hiredhand; Darksheare; Dead Corpse; SandyInSeattle; ...
"History of the World..." was a great flick, though not Brooks's best, in my estimation.

That honor-and I may be alone in this opinion-belongs to Life Stinks.

95 posted on 01/31/2005 11:23:57 AM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham (Beware the wrath of the Bolivarian Bucket-head Brigades.)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

I liked "The Princess Bride" and "Spaceballs"...


96 posted on 01/31/2005 11:27:50 AM PST by Darksheare (Trolls beware, the icy hands of the forum wraith are behind you!)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

97 posted on 01/31/2005 11:47:10 AM PST by Lijahsbubbe
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To: Darksheare
"Spaceballs" sucked... er... well...

Oh, never mind.

Princess Bride is a Rob Reiner flick, not one of Mels.

98 posted on 01/31/2005 11:49:16 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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To: Dead Corpse

I know, but I liked them.


99 posted on 01/31/2005 11:49:50 AM PST by Darksheare (Trolls beware, the icy hands of the forum wraith are behind you!)
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To: Lijahsbubbe
Ach te lieber!

(Teutonic Smiley)

-good times, G.J.P.(Jr.)

100 posted on 01/31/2005 11:53:29 AM PST by Do not dub me shapka broham (Beware the wrath of the Bolivarian Bucket-head Brigades.)
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