Any thoughts? ;^)
1 posted on
01/24/2005 11:31:17 AM PST by
demlosers
To: demlosers
Like my daddy said: "I learned a long time ago not to even try to figure them out".
2 posted on
01/24/2005 11:37:07 AM PST by
Sacajaweau
(God Bless Our Troops!!)
To: demlosers
Powder..Patch..Ball FIRE!
Females who attempt to enforce said rules shall be banned from contact with any male who has the cahones he was born with.
To: demlosers
roflmfao!! number 6 and 7 detail my wife in a scary way
4 posted on
01/24/2005 11:42:03 AM PST by
Cinnamon
To: demlosers
Any thoughts? ;^) What thoughts should I be having and I will have them.
6 posted on
01/24/2005 11:49:03 AM PST by
Taliesan
(The power of the State to do good is the power of the State to do evil.)
To: demlosers
16.If the female is experiencing PMS, Post-PMS, or Pre-PMS, the female is permitted to exhibit any manner of behaviors she wishes without regard to logical consistency or accepted norms of human behavior.
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken! ;)
7 posted on
01/24/2005 11:49:09 AM PST by
speed_addiction
(Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
To: demlosers
If it weren't for the vagina there would be a bounty on them.
8 posted on
01/24/2005 11:52:35 AM PST by
vetvetdoug
(In memory of T/Sgt. Secundino "Dean" Baldonado, Jarales, NM-KIA Bien Hoa AFB, RVN 1965)
To: demlosers
Any thoughts? ;^) Just one: "Yes, Dear" is the key to happiness. It's a documented fact.
9 posted on
01/24/2005 11:55:31 AM PST by
r9etb
To: demlosers
Yeah, how soon are you entering Witness Protection?
11 posted on
01/24/2005 12:03:05 PM PST by
thoughtomator
(Meet the new Abbas, same as the old Abbas)
To: demlosers
egregarious?
egregious and gregarious? That's a funny malaprop.
13 posted on
01/24/2005 12:06:19 PM PST by
GraniteStateConservative
(...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
To: demlosers
this is so right & funny I spit out my soda on my keyboard!
14 posted on
01/24/2005 12:07:04 PM PST by
NoClones
To: demlosers
All the man has to do is stop being a "nice guy". ;)
To: demlosers
All the man has to do is stop being a "nice guy". ;)
To: demlosers
Any thoughts? ;^)Let me check with the boss...I'll get back to you...
20 posted on
01/24/2005 2:00:20 PM PST by
FDNYRHEROES
(Make welfare as hard to get as a building permit)
To: demlosers
21 posted on
01/24/2005 3:50:18 PM PST by
tomkat
To: demlosers
"Any thoughts? ;^)"
Yeah, that illustrates the typical woman. I think it's kinda scary how true it actually is.
24 posted on
01/24/2005 6:47:26 PM PST by
melbell
(There are 10 types of people in the world...those who understand binary, and those who don't.)
To: demlosers
Do you remember the Movie "As Good as It Gets"?
Parphrased....
" How do you write so well about women being a male?" Female inquistor
Jack Nicholson" First I write the character as a guy, take out rationality and resposibilty" (something like that)
LOL Total in your face Feminizim.
27 posted on
01/25/2005 10:43:45 AM PST by
jmq
(Honey..Now Honey put down the tire iron.........)
To: potlatch
30 posted on
01/25/2005 7:43:44 PM PST by
ntnychik
(Proud member of the Bush-eoisie)
To: demlosers
Never chase after women or buses: You always get left behind.
31 posted on
01/26/2005 8:44:56 PM PST by
writer33
(The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative.)
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