Powder..Patch..Ball FIRE!
Females who attempt to enforce said rules shall be banned from contact with any male who has the cahones he was born with.
Funny! ;-D Can't outthink us, is that your problem?
I love being outsmarted by my husband. After 34 years of marriage, he can still win even though he lets me make all the rules. Sometimes, all he has to do is smile a certain way...